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listopencil 02-13-2013 02:40 PM

****This Sea Slug Discards Its Penis After Sex and Grows Another****
 
Even in the utterly dry language of science, there is no way to describe the mating behavior of the sea slug Chromodoris reticulata as anything other than bizarre. The creature, native to the Pacific Ocean, engages in simultaneous hermaphroditic mating—that is, each slug has both a penis and a vagina, and when mating, both members of a couple inserts their penises into the other’s vagina at the same time—but that’s not nearly the strangest aspect of their reproduction efforts.

As discovered by a group of Japanese scientists and revealed today in the journal Biology Letters, it’s what C. reticulata does after sex that is particularly unexpected—and previously unknown in the animal kingdom. After copulating for about 10 minutes, each slug discards its penis and immediately begins growing a new one, which is ready for use within 24 hours.

http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/scie...reticulata.jpg

http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/scie...ndgrowsanother

Imon Yourside 02-13-2013 02:41 PM

*Every Guy grabs his crotch just to make sure

ModSocks 02-13-2013 02:42 PM

Two weird animal penis threads in one day?

listopencil 02-13-2013 02:42 PM

I don't always lose my penis when mating....oh, wait, yes I do. But I just grow another one. Near my vagina.

Radar Chief 02-13-2013 02:48 PM

Now that’s an interesting way around STD’s.

ptlyon 02-13-2013 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9400266)
Two weird animal penis threads in one day?

Life is good on CP

listopencil 02-13-2013 02:49 PM

This brings a whole new element to the "Would You?" thread.

ModSocks 02-13-2013 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9400303)
This brings a whole new element to the "Would You?" thread.

No. I will not **** a slug.

Freak.

listopencil 02-13-2013 02:51 PM

I'd probably say yes to drugged out Amy Winehouse if I didn't have to keep the same penis afterwards.

listopencil 02-13-2013 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9400309)
No. I will not **** a slug.

Freak.


Once you've had slug you never....OK, I got nothing.

seclark 02-13-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9400292)
Now that’s an interesting way around STD’s.

yeah, but the wife would really be pissed if you come home at night without a dick.
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Rausch 02-13-2013 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9400311)
I'd probably say yes to drugged out Amy Winehouse if I didn't have to keep the same penis afterwards.

Not surprised...

Frosty 02-13-2013 02:53 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mIUk08iYZKE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

listopencil 02-13-2013 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9400318)
Not surprised...

Not the really, really skinny drugged out Amy Winehouse. I mean when she still had tits.

ptlyon 02-13-2013 02:54 PM

At least this one has pics

Sorter 02-13-2013 02:58 PM

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c35c0a5a9...d4gio5_250.gif

tooge 02-13-2013 03:09 PM

I used to discard the vaginas after I was done with them, but I always kept the same penis.

Fish 02-13-2013 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9400309)
No. I will not **** a slug.

Freak.

I don't know. This little redhead bitch is kinda hot...

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6...7195504524.jpg

listopencil 02-13-2013 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9400429)
I don't know. This little redhead bitch is kinda hot...

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6...7195504524.jpg

She's got "come **** me" antennae.

mikey23545 02-13-2013 03:32 PM

She's wearing her "**** me" shell.

listopencil 02-13-2013 03:35 PM

Hell yeah. I can feel it. I got rain forest fever.

Frosty 02-13-2013 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9400429)
I don't know. This little redhead bitch is kinda hot...

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6...7195504524.jpg



Meh. Bet it has a penis.

Fish 02-13-2013 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9400442)
She's wearing her "**** me" shell.

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6937/92094739.jpg

listopencil 02-13-2013 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9400463)
Meh. Bet it has a penis.

It might have a vagina too. You never know. If you **** a hermaphroditic animal after it loses its penis, are you just into bestiality or are you still technically into gay bestiality? Is that a lower circle of Hell or is it on the same rung?

Rain Man 02-13-2013 03:56 PM

We've all been with a woman at some point where the thought of a detachable penis afterward didn't seem so bad.

GloryDayz 02-13-2013 03:57 PM

Some doode named Bobbit tried that act!

GloryDayz 02-13-2013 04:00 PM

Why would they need to ready again in 24 hours, are these slugs NOT married? Immoral!

ModSocks 02-13-2013 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9400429)
I don't know. This little redhead bitch is kinda hot...

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6...7195504524.jpg

Look at that shell. This slug is practically begging to get raped.

listopencil 02-13-2013 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9400508)
Why would they need to ready again in 24 hours, are these slugs NOT married? Immoral!


"With a full day for regeneration, though, their mating behavior was entirely regular. One particularly vigorous specimen was even able to grow its penis back twice in a row, mating 3 times consecutively with 24 hours between each instance."


Whore.

Nickel D 02-13-2013 04:20 PM

Overheard in the sea slug world:

"WHAAAT?!? I LOST MY DICK!? BUT I USED A CONDOM!!"

"Sorry, honey, but I'm losing my virginity with that special someone who happens to be me whenever I'm through with that damn headache that's lasted forever."

"WHAAAT?!? I LOST MY DICK AFTER A SELF-B.J.?! TECHNICALLY, THAT'S JUST FOREPLAY!"

"Go **** yourself!"

GloryDayz 02-13-2013 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9400512)

"With a full day for regeneration, though, their mating behavior was entirely regular. One particularly vigorous specimen was even able to grow its penis back twice in a row, mating 3 times consecutively with 24 hours between each instance."


Whore.

The funny thing is there's a vid they're not sharing!

listopencil 02-13-2013 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9400587)
The funny thing is there's a vid they're not sharing!

They aren't...um...done with it yet.

Lonewolf Ed 02-13-2013 04:46 PM

It's better than having the female nag it off afterwards.

GloryDayz 02-14-2013 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9400604)
They aren't...um...done with it yet.

Those ****ing nerds have stamina too?? ****ers!

Radar Chief 02-14-2013 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9400512)

"With a full day for regeneration, though, their mating behavior was entirely regular. One particularly vigorous specimen was even able to grow its penis back twice in a row, mating 3 times consecutively with 24 hours between each instance."


Whore.

That’s the thing though, if you don’t finish the job you’ll have to let your fingers to the walking because there is no second inning.


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