Mike Tyson, he's getting old and I know he can still punch, but still, he's getting old.

The Iceman is 42. Iron Mike is 46. Not a huge difference.

Would you rather lose all ten fingers or both balls?

Both balls.

would you rather die drowning or burning to death?

Burning to death. I deserve it.

Would you rather be trapped in a closet listening to insanely loud Taylor Swift music for eight hours or take a hatchet to the knee twice?

Def both balls...i'm married so i don't need them anymore..

i'll take swift....

I would burn.. which I will...

would you rather eat a spoon of mayo or a stick of butter

Mayo. A stick of butter is a lot compared to one spoon of mayo.

Would you rather be anally raped or orally raped?

ROFL

does it make you G? that is important to know before answering..

what?

Edit: Nevermind! No it doesn't

Yea, it is tricky and a little Rupaul-ish. We can skip it.

No more beer or no more sex.

no more beer..

own the cowboys and have to keep jerry jones for 2 years or own the chiefs and have to keep pioli for 1 year

Cowboys

Live in Alaska or Antartica

alaska..

bang Rosie O or have your Wewe slammed between two bricks

own the cowboys they're worth way more.

Would you rather,

break the news to an mid forties mom that her two sons just died

or

break the news to the two little ten year old boys that their mom just died

That's tough, I guess bring on the bricks