Ok, I need the creative, dirt, disgusting and over the top minds of CP
 

Looking to re-image, re-amp my show.
I do a rock show in Vegas and my all request lunch feature is Carlotas Box Lunch.

Im not shy or timid, in fact some people would call me one bad ass bitch.
So, Im looking for crazy ass minds of CP to help me write some imaging.
Some of the stuff I already have just to give you an idea:
Carlotas Box Lunch -think inside the Box
Eat This! Carlotas box lunch
CArlota-No Longer on a first name basis with Cher, Jewel or Madonna (CP member did that one)

Ideas?

Technically, it's a "boxed" lunch.

Honestly, I would avoid the use of the word "box".

You hungry for rock? Come get all you can at Carlotas Box Lunch!

Carlota's Box (lunch) Will Rock Your Ass Off

My point is proven... :D

LMAO

Hrmmm.....

You hungry for some Rock? Come eat from Carlota's box!

All hot requests make it into Carlota's box lunch!

I think Munch Carlotas Box Lunch would have had a better sound to it than Eat This...

I can't think of anything right now, but I haven't had enough coffee today to be clever.


To be fair, I am not sure they make enough coffee to make me clever.

Have a nooner with Carlota's box lunch

VAGINA

Don't use that one. Just had to get it out there.

I like this...should play with it a bit.


Carlota's Box Lunch, make your hot requests.... I dunno.

Carlota rocks her box, and you can listen live-come and get it-Carlota's Box Lunch: All you can eat!

You like it hot on your lunch break? Then you'll love Carlota's Box Lunch.