Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption
But you probably knew that already....
http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall. The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes. Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week. Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption. No illnesses have been reported. Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets. |
Obligatory Jim Gaffigan "Hot Pockets" video...
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Good, I had the Pepperoni for lunch. You had me worried there.
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Welp...
There goes my Hot Pockets and curdled milk diet. |
Who is buying and eating that shit? Please stop.
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Ban hot pockets.
No, really. They shouldn't be made available for purchase. |
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I wouldn't feed hot pockets to pets or livestock, let alone my family.
JFC. Gross. |
The best time to buy them is now. They'll be double checking all the hog anus for quality after this.
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I bought a Hot Pocket one time. Once. I took one tiny careful bite, which caused a volcanic eruption of pepperoni magma that melted off half of my tongue.
Never again. |
I love beef pockets.
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Wait, they're claiming that prior to this, Hot Pockets were made from meat that wasn't diseased?
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While I've never eaten a hot pocket before, shouldn't the title be Beef from Rancho Feeding Corp. unfit for human consumption instead of hot pockets.
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I tried one when the first came out. Ham & cheese, I think it was. ****ing gross, and I like those cheap ass Banquet pot pies.
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I'm glad I only have sex with them instead of eat them! Whew! Crisis averted!
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Asbestos condoms o:-) |
I don't think i've ever had a hot pocket.
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Wait.
What does this thread have to do with a homosexual celebrity coming out of the closet? |
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Hot pockets are also a deal breaker.
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This should read hot pockets are unfit for human consumption, oh and the meat is contaminated as well.
I think that would put this in a state of accuracy as far as thread titles go. |
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Nasty, don't eat them.
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Totino's Pizza Rolls > Hot Pockets x 10000000000000
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Given the misleading headline I'd assumed this was about hot pockets themselves, and not just a part of a much wider meat recall.
So what? |
Hot pockets has always been unfit for human consumption. Never had one, never will.
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What's that say? Ah... "Pizza topping with pepperoni seasoning"... My favorite pizza topping has always been 'pizza topping' with pepperoni seasoning. |
I think I'd still take my chances with the Hot Pocket versus the African resort restaurant they discovered was serving human burgers. Even worse, people were praising the food to the point that patrons were lining up stretching down the block waiting to dine there.
(no, they (the patrons) didn't know if was human meat, but it only got shutdown after an anonymous tip, and 11 people working at or affiliated with the burger place we're taken into custody. Police found at least 2 human heads, shotguns, and very very big bush knives.) |
I've never been a fan of hot pockets.
Not a fan of microwavable meals either except those chicken/broccoli marinara cafe steamer bowls, they're like $1 at HyVee on special. I tried easy mac because I was lazy and like kraft mac n cheese til the day I die. It was aboslutely terrible and I had to throw it and the entire pkg away, and the pasta had this nasty smell to it after boiling it in the plastic bowl it came in. Hope I don't die of some kind of poisoning. But Hot Pockets are nasty, my old roomate loves them. I can't stand to even look at them. |
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Hot Pocket
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin") That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket. |
Those dollar Totinos aren't bad at all
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Last time I ate a hot pocket it gave me a clean breaker
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So I just finished a Ham and Cheese Hot pocket, and can confirm.
No, they are not fit for human consumption. God, it was horrible. |
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jesus... |
How deadly can the miniscule amount of meat that is actually in them be after its been nuked for 2+ minutes really be... ?
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Those things sell like hot cakes man. It's crazy how many of these things sell.
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Of all the crappy things on the market to eat, people are really piling on hot pockets?
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They are hell who man
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I heard Brannen Greene had a stockpile of pepperoni, and was all over Lawrence tossing them left and right like live grenades.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022
We don't know for sure if we're alone on this planet or if the universe is actually just a hologram, but we do know why this kid had sex with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket. Thanks to First We Feast, we're now blissfully aware of what made this 18 year old, who goes by the codename VERSACEPOCKETS, decide to fornicate with one of America's favorite savory pastries, post evidence on Vine and become Internet famous. "I just thought it was so f----n’ funny," he said. He also hinted that he did it to gain Twitter followers, but that plan didn't exactly pan out because, as Jezebel points out, he's now banned from Twitter, Vine and blocked by @hotpockets. VERSACEPOCKETS also said those looking to follow in his flakey-crusted footsteps should wrap it up. "I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot," he said. "I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, 'Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'" |
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