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Jurassic Park IV teaser (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=288644)

I'm not impressed. No Goldblum, no sale.

I'll probably see it out of undying love for the original, but this looks like crap. Sorry.

Trailer description by Director Colin Trevorrow. His comments might be spoilers so I've tagged them as such.

Two days ago, the first Jurassic World trailer burst out of its paddock, sparking fevered analysis of its every shot and line of dialogue. Questions abound. Is the idea of a man-made dinosaur a stroke of genius or B-movie schlock? How is Chris Pratt’s character, Owen, riding a motorcycle alongside velociraptors without having his guts clawed out? And what’s the deal with that natty leather waistcoat?

Colin Trevorrow took time out of his post-production schedule to talk exclusively to Empire. For his full guided tour through the trailer, click here. But if you can’t wait, here are some of his juiciest quotes.

Spoiler!

Answering fans questioning why Jurassic World is introducing a brand-new, lab-designed dinosaur (which unconfirmed rumours suggest is called the “D-Rex”), Trevorrow says, “There is no shortage of awesome [real] dinosaurs. We could have populated this entire story with new species that haven’t been in any of these movies. But this new creation is what gave me a reason to tell another Jurassic Park story. We have the most awe-inspiring creatures to ever walk the Earth right in front of us, but for some reason that’s not enough. We’re always hungry for the next thing, and those who profit from it are always looking to feed that hunger. The focus groups want something bigger than a T-Rex. And that’s what they get.”

There will, of course, be more than one dinosaur threatening Jurassic World’s guests. Like the mosasaurus, a previously unseen aquatic beast. “The idea came out in one of our first meetings,” says Trevorrow. “I didn’t know if Steven [Spielberg] and Frank [Marshall] had considered an underwater reptile, so I pitched the mosasaurus and went off on the idea.”

And yes, that is a Great White shark the carnivore is enjoying as a light snack. “I thought it would be cool if we had this massive animal and the park used one of our most fearsome modern predators as food. There could be a whole other facility where they used shark DNA to mass-produce them to feed the bigger beast. It’s a bonkers idea, but I’m comfortable going to Crazytown, because I used to live there when I was a kid.”

The trailer’s final shots suggest the original movie’s primary threat – the raptors - have been tamed and trained, working alongside Owen as allies. Is this a T-800-in-Terminator-2 deal? It’s not so clear-cut, says Trevorrow. “Owen’s relationship with the raptors is complicated. They aren't friends. These animals are nasty and dangerous and they'll bite your head off if you make the wrong move. But there are men and women out there today who have forged tenuous connections with dangerous predators. That's interesting territory to me."

And finally, what of the T-Rex, arguably the franchise’s most iconic beast? Will we see one in Jurassic World? Says Trevorrow: "You bet your ass you will."

It would be cool if the T-Rex and the velociraptors were the heroes of the movie, taking down the abomination D-Rex in the end. Sensing that it doesn't belong with the real dinosaurs!

Spoiler!

She's gonna kill the D-Rex with her lil buddy raptor crew.

I have this feeling that the D-Rex will get trapped by Pratt by the giant sea dinosaur exhibit. The trap will pull the D-Rex upside down and then they'll hit the button for the D-Rex to be dragged out to the middle to be consumed by the giant sea dinosaur. I can just see that being the way they kill the D-Rex off.

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Originally Posted by Gravedigger (Post 11151341)

Not a chance. This is a ton bigger than a great white shark.

Jurassic Park IV teaser

What would be the best cameo?

Sam Jackson with a bionic arm.

Muldoon with scars, overgrown beard, and loin cloth surviving in the jungle for the past 20 years.

Ian Malcolm doing anything.

Skinny Nedry after a 20 year diet of berries and nuts.

Chris Pratt ending up being Tim.

Original T Rex with the raptor claw scars.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11151355)

John Hammond. Anywhere.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11151355)

the dropped canister of Barbasol with Dino-embyros

I'm just hoping for Pratt's sake

his
Guardians:Jurassic

isn't as

Cuba's
Jerry McGure:Boat trip

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11151355)

Spoiler!

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11144862)

Spoiler!

So they'll re-open the park, which really makes no ****ing sense given the fact that we have three movies worth of carnage and presumably some rogue pterodactyls flying around the globe from these islands, and this hybrid will get loose. I'm guessing they'll evacuate most people but there will somehow still be many left behind. Anyone that is black dies. Pratt trains some raptors to help him hunt down this freak beast. The end?

That idea could be lame as balls but I like the evil fighting evil angle sometimes. Like any anti-hero themed movie (Riddick comes to mind) and the original Jurassic Park when the big daddy T Rex saves them from the raptors at the end. That moment was so ****ing awesome.

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 11145095)

Here is a leaked picture of the dino....Lego style.

Take from this what you will.

http://i.imgur.com/webuHzE.jpg

Nailed it!!