Snap

I am always exhausted when I'm hungover, but when it's finally time for bed I get this weird anxious feeling and have trouble falling asleep. Goddamnit.

sipping anti freeze and 7up but my eyes keep doing this thing where the room high fives me

food; put two beers in a tall enough glass, and about 2 shots worth of Zing Zang.

like a bauce.

Just putting this up top, for tomorrow. I'm going to need it. The wife made the best --and largest-- gin martini, and it's nowhere near midnight. Should a 30-year old go to bed before midnight? It might not be a choice for me.

It's the ****ing New Year.

Go to bed?

What the **** is that shit?

Jesus people, celebrate something. Everyone is turning into apathetic droids.

I was there today, slept in til ****ing ONE LMAO

Was on here babbling til freakin 4:20 last night, gotta get a grip on this...

Tried to call a taxi at 3:30, got busy signals until 4:30. Passed out at my friend's place, lost my glasses, and then the wife and I had a cab pick us up with some drunk girl already in the taxi, who had clearly been stuffed just hours before.

AND HOLY **** MY HEAD HURTS

"Stuffed" LMAO