I don't even need the guy to be concious.

Boom.

That works both ways, honey.

Yeah, that would drive me nuts.

I'm all for open dialogue between a couple. No say my name kind of stuff because that shit is just hilarious out loud. But honest communication during the act of love is a good thing. Sometimes it's just not because you're doing something wrong tho. Sometimes it really is just us.

Faking it for some dude you tripped and accidently fell into bed with, why thats just good sense. Faking it for your dude just because your brain is actually more interested in how much laundry you have left, is good sense too.

"Only men need to be loved, women need to be wanted."

That's a horrible source to quote stuff from, but I like it.

All I need is a 12 pack and 1 lunesta and I'm up (even if I don't remember it) for a solid 8 hours...










This drug is the ****ing devil. I might call you a muppet, Prussian soldier, or my mother in the moment. You'll be having the time of your life and I'll be dreaming of playing RISK with Lennin and Churchill...

I wake up...smell the fluid on my hand...get a knowing smile...fall back to sleep.

Some of my first memories were of my dad sitting around a kitchen table with a bunch of old guys talking about politics and playing Risk. While I made them all coffee and served them food all day.

Oh God.
Epiphany.

I think I need to go smoke.

how do you feel about being covered in hot sauce?

I wake up...smell the fluid on my hand...get a knowing smile...fall back to sleep.

Right, that makes sense. Having never engaged in casual sex in my life (for good or for bad), I can't really relate.

There is no way you're faking. I know that because your starfish is flexing like a hungry bird's mouth....like a breathing fish..........or like a hungry sarlaaci pit monster about to have some sand people thrown into it.

a.k.a The new doggie style

Now, and forever, you'll be the "Black Widow" to me...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EaV221bYas...Widow++(1).jpg

Only Asian-islander-hispanic-the-****-ever-mix-of-American-you-is...

LMAO @ this thread. Some of you have to have awful sex lives.

When you're doing it right, your woman will want it more than you.

I slept with a friend that I cared enough about that I didn't want to hurt, but not enough that I wanted to train him. I already wore my scarlett letter once, I'm not picking up the casual label too. :P