Going to the strip club tonight
 

Hey folks, I'm going to the strip club tonight with some buddies.

How much do you guys normally drop there? 50? 100 dollars? Or more?

Just curious

which one

u dont have to drop a dollar if you dont wabt to jesus whatre you retaadid?

http://babescabaret.com/


This one. Its located in Scottsdale, AZ

just make u get wasted...sc are way better hammered off your ass

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Its not about dropping coin.
Its about getting the whores to come to your house after the bar closes

just bring fake 100s like mayweather does

I love wasting $100 I'll never get back on pussy I'll never get.

dont lie buck you hit up cheetahs all day n night

When I was in Vegas last month, I dropped $1200 in one night. Never even got a lap dance. The wife got them all. $500 on bottle service and tip, then 2 bitches from 9 to around 3 in the morning. Had an awesome time.

spearment?

Sapphire.

Strip clubs are a huge waste of money. Drop $100 and you walk out with a massive hard on. Winning.

If you want to have a good time in a strip club, bring a girl. It's like an entirely different experience.

Thanks for the feedback folks.

I do understand that stripclubs are a waste of money but its been qyite awhile since I've been to one and i have about 100 dollars to waste

I knoiw I'm basically just paying them to give me blue balls but sometimes its fun. One of my buddies is dating this stripper and she'll probably be there tonight. So its should be fun.

This.

Take at least $200

Edit: Crap. I'm too late. $100 might get you a few lap-dances by the one w/ the C-section scar and back acne... but you should still have a good time.

this x 100

The lighting should be low enough for that to be Ok

if a stripper shows interest in you and asks you if you'd like to have a drink with her. SAY YES

lol

$300+

Say hi to Destinee and Cinnamon for me. God, I sure do miss 'em.

Gonna spend the entire wad in one trip? You animal !

Yeah. I don't go to the strip club.

Zero in twenty years, what a colossal waste of money and time.

Been there, who cares... the twentysomethings can have it.

To clarify:

I've never liked strip clubs. I actually walked out of a bachelor party one time when strippers started giving BJs and shit (whoring) to the dudes, and everyone was chipping in to get the groom a hummer. I was ****ing pissed and left.

To further clarify:
I have 3 different former students who, somewhat regretably, I friended on Facebook who have become strippers. I have no desire to see them, and their nightly statuses about stripping for a living don't make me hanker for the "strip club experience" too much.

Finally: sorry for the buzz kill. Not into it.

I hated strip clubs until I brought the wife. I still wouldn't go without her, but with her it's not even like the same thing. The women are far more relaxed, more personable, seem less like they are putting on an act, etc. And they will hang around for a long time, give free lap dances, pour your drinks, etc. It's just a completely different time.

sounds like a cool wife. Do you guys ever take any strippers home for some 3 way action?

No, but could have in Vegas. I'm really not down for banging strippers. Don't know where they have been. I'm pretty selective like that. And yes, the wife is awesome.

Although I will say, we had this Brazilian chic from Sapphire that we would have totally banged. But she wasn't as down as the other chic, who was hot, but was like 33. If you're 33 and stripping, you've been around a bit.

The Strip Club I was at...we brought 3 girls with us from the bars downtown who were much much hotter than the dancers working there, and they loved to party. The strippers came over started giving them lapdances, stripped them down to bra/panties......others started giving the girls we came with money, we all got kicked out. Fun night, we were already there for a while before getting kicked out....this place didn't sell beer but it let you bring a cooler of beer and whatever you could fit in it LMAO. Partying hard like PDiddy that night taking Patron shots. Hungover for 2 days. Last time I really got drunk.

ROFL

If your in KC make sure you got the Kansas side. Missouri ruined them with a stupid bible thumping law.

What club? club vogue? God its dirty. A few years ago we convinced some girls to come back and give us a private party. Which means 50 buck blowjobs~ I didnt partake, but a bunch of people did. sick.

But you sat & watched right?

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tain't gonna be cheap
have fun
50 to 100 not outta range


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[QUOTE=TheGuardian;9188755]If you want to have a good time in a strip club, bring a girl. It's like an entirely different experience.[/QUOTE

yes it is
the strippers are much friendlier
and things get quite interestering

NTTATWTT.

ROFL

Just drive to Independence Avenue and get the real thing

LMAO

Pics of said night or this thread is worthless.

I remember going to a strip club and getting a lap dance and the bitch wanted to take me home and get some whips and shit lol

Strippers fall between hookers and hobos in my book.

I've only been to a strip club a couple of times in my life. Such a weird experience. On the one hand, naked women!!, on the other... it's so very, very awkward.

And you go home unsatisfied, with an empty wallet.

:whackit:

Not me lol...im not giving my money away only to leave with a hard on:harumph:

Babes sucks

It's not about you. It's about putting a nice young girl through college or putting food in her babies stomach.

Yes... it's basically like donating to charity. LMAO

Pinch a nipple for those of us who can't be there with you.

No touching!

A charity that involves naked women. If only strip club donations were tax deductible it'd be perfect.

Well, that's a terrible rule. Who made that up?

No idea. Some fun hater, I guess.

That's the best thing about those close to the boarder strip clubs. the rules do not apply.

You really should be able to touch. Otherwise, it's like going to a restaurant and not being allowed to eat the food after they serve it.

Well.... YEAH!

I remember a stripper coming up to me and saying "You see that guy in a wheel chair? He pays me 1000 dollars a week to talk to him, his dick doesn't even work"

I've been. Did the dating a stripper thing once. That was enough. I don't think I've dropped more than $1000 at them cumulative and at least half that was on $7 beers. While I used to enjoy an occasional lap-dance, I don't think $20 is a wise investment. It's probably $30-40 by now. Not really my scene these days.

The one time I went to a strip club I actually had a pretty good time, but that's because we brought our socially awkward friend, Private R (for story's sake), with us. To fully picture this story you have to understand Private R's mannerisms; he is very herky jerky, think Napoleon Dynamite drinking his Gatorade.

We were in the Army and decided it was time for our friend, Private R, to see a pair of tits ( I truly don't know if he had before). We went to an ATM and pulled out $100 each (a group of 6), had the most of the $100 broken down into singles and $5 and headed out.

When we got there we made sure we had front row seats and started to pile our stacks of $1 and $5 bills in front of Private R to catch the attention of the dancer. Once he was noticed and she approached, his level of discomfort quickly rose. He started looking anywhere but at the girl and shooting us the "you're an asshole" look. She started talking to him and asking why he was uncomfortable as she undressed. This made him go into his shell even faster.

She finally gave up on trying to talk and I think she realized what we were doing, so she laid on her back and gave the "come here" gesture with her finger while her legs were spread. Since Private R had never been to a strip club before he didn't quite understand the no touching protocol. While seated, he started to lean his face right in between her legs. He was basically going in for the motorboat on her vag. My friends and I all shouted, "NOOO!!!" But this woman was quick. She grabbed him by his shirt as he leaned forward and pulled him on top of her.

I shit you not, he went full on Mission Impossible:
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all while staring back at us, panicking, like what the hell do I do now. If only I had a camera to capture the look on his face. Ah, good times.

No touching?

Shiiiiiiattt. Bring a chic. We had flat out crotch rubbing going on when I was there, and I she and I made out while I pinched her nipples. And this was Sapphire, where the bitches are professional and HAWT.

Like I said, bring a chic. It's not even the same experience.

Does your corn hole hurt this morning?

The high quality cocaine alone will cost 500-1000 dollars.

I believe they were talking about female strip clubs/strippers Phil.

I never have. Considered it though. Why was once enough? You get jealous? Mad? Very curious about your statement...

Roger Goodell.

Actually it was Pioli. He decreed no touching strippers or candy bar wrappers.

Working on a harvest crew and six of us including 17yr old Ben (looked 14) went to a strip club in OK City once. Got Ben in by promising to keep him out of trouble. Boss gave one of the girls a $20 and she sashayed over and sat down the stage in front of him, hooked her heels behind his head and literally stuck his nose in it. He flipped his chair over backwards and almost drug her of the stage in the process. We got asked to leave shortly afterwards. Same night I got to look down the business end of a .45 but nobody got hurt. A pretty memorable night.

Thanks for all the replies folks. I had a great time last night. Didnt spend too much money and the dancers were all great. I esp liked this one dancer (Maria) from Costa RIca. She kept calling me "Papi" all night long. Kinda turned me on haha.

ANd I do agree with you guys that bringing other females with ya to the strip club is a GREAT idea. The strippers then seem to feel more comfortable with ya and realize you're not a complete creep lol

Pics of said Maria or the negging will begin.

You suck at story telling. She hooked her heels around the 17 yr olds neck, or the bosses?

And please finish the .45 story. Thank you

Hope you didn't wake up with AIDS.

Ben the 17yr old's neck. All I'll say about the 45 is that the hole in it looked bigger than the holes in the dancers from that angle.

Or a pregnant stripper, I'm not sure which is worse.