Gangfight at Rain Man and DaFace headquarters
 

We're sitting around working in our quiet office, and I keep hearing a lot of high-pitched yelling. Since we're near the state capitol we semi-frequently have protesters march by, maybe four or five times a year, so I figured it was either that or a big school field trip with a bunch of noisy kids.

So I rise up from the couch and, lo and behold, it's catfight city six floors below us. It was some big mass of teenage girls, and there were multiple fights going on. They're rolling in the streets and whaling on each other on the sidewalk. DaFace's windows point a different direction, so he saw the fights start, and I saw them after they were rolling.

There were no shootings and nobody lost any clothing, so that's probably all the news I've got. A police car rolled up and they all ran, probably 30 or 40 of them.

So what's the most exciting thing you saw at work today?

Fast food worker Union strike

I see crackheads and just released prisoners all the time outside of my office building. It doesn't help that we're across the street from the courts and we're surrounded by bail bonds places.

Christian rock band?

Holy rollers?

Snoop Doggs driver

Someone shitting and pissing his pants.

I win.

I probably win unless there are acts of prostitution going on.

I win.

I don't know exactly what this means, but I think I win.

Hmm. I think I win if it was just the driver.

I definitely win.

I thought DaFace left your company several years ago.

Just because a girls flash mob decides to perform a re enactment of Gangam style outside your office isn't a win

If this hits the internet we all lose lol

It turned out that it was all a dream. Weirdest thing.

Good thing you didn't give me his computer when I asked for it. He would've been pissed.

It was quite today, as normal, I was only there half the day. I could have missed something.

I did casting for a swimsuit calendar today. None of them fought, unfortunately. Had I thought of it, I might have made it part of the competition. But I'd say it was fairly entertaining.

Your story is way more interesting than mine. I need details.