little story about a cp member
 

****in hootie...dude comes through big time for me this weekend.

wife decides last minute to run the marathon in central il. all hotels are booked. i remember hootie saying something about working at a motel in the same city. so, i send him a pm, not really expecting much.

dude sets us up w/a suite just a few miles from the marathon. gives us a discount, great service, etc. i can't thank him enough.

never tried to rape the wife...the soap in the shower was still rapped...even had special shit out for the runners in the morning before the race.

i know we(myself included) like to give certain posters shit, but i gotta give him credit and thanks. again, i appreciate it hootie!:thumb:

oh yeah...wife came in 2nd and is out shopping. i'm drinking beer and reading bullshit off of this place, laughing at dumbasses. heading home tomorrow.

just goes to show, you never can tell.
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he can't make 20 free throws though

subpar athlete

Praise Hootie!

I'm glad it worked out and your ass isn't sore. Enjoy your beer. :toast:

Are you sure he didn't slip you a roofie?

Your wife came in second in a marathon? That's impressive. What was her time?

Oh, and good for hootie, too. He's a prince of a fellow, all in all.

Highly likely that he raped at least one of you.

ROFL
thanks to you, too!
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Pretty sure he said that hootie came in her second.

GoChiefs let me hang out with him and his grandma once.

Whatever you do, don't tip him.

ah...second in her age group. about 3hrs, 40 minutes. she's come in 2nd her last 3 marathons and she's getting pissed. not too bad for someone over 50.

done til chicago, then getting ready to take her to boston next year. i take such good care of her.
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any pics of the wife coming?

Premature thread is premature.

Well, there's what happened. Hootie couldn't catch her.

How fast are you, though?

Good on hootie.

All the best Sec.

damn guys...i was worried about her. never thought about me.

stand by...i'm gonna go check my cornhole.


nah, i'm good.
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You'd better check all your holes. This is Hootie we're talking about after all.

jesus.

I cant even run 3 miles and I'm 27.

A woman double my age is running almost 9 times that distance in under four hours.

:(

Better make sure he doesn't have more holes than he woke up with yesterday....

Male stamina V female stamina....it's nature :shrug: Especially once the women get > 35.

what about me??? i woke her up and drove her down there. then waited for her at the finish and drove her back to the hotel. carried a little cooler w/5 beers for me and a gatorade for her.
it's a team, damnit.
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The pit crew is vital.

sayin. my knees are killing me.
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he used lube, was gentle and has a small dick

check 4 herpes in a few weeks

aha! now the true story of what happened with you and Hootie....

Nice job, ****in hootie.

damnit people...if you're gonna be like this, i'm gonna go cry on facebook.
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Hootie is actually good people
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wtf kinda tag is this?
"hootie peed on seclark"
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my pleasure man! It was really nothing. I knew I was holding on to a room for a good reason!

I'll always help out a CP legend! In fact, I'd hook anyone up except for the following users:

(Will report back with a full list in 3-5 hours. It will take a while.)

It means that, though your soap was wrapped, one notorious member (pun intended) splashed you with liquid.

Didn't want that story to get out, huh? It's OK - we won't judge.

just don't tell any of these creeps where I work...last thing I need is Setsuna showing up with a suitcase and trying to have me wingman him so he can finally lose his virginity after all of these years

Always liked Hootie, never understood all the hate. Props man.

Nice.
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It's warranted...sometimes.

However the recent hate regarding my correct and rational baseball opinions is ridiculous.

Hootie, way to ruin your reputation.

secret's safe w/me. by the way, i lost 2 quarters in this vibrating bed.
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Clever ploy to get Hootie up to the room before the wife returns. We won't tell.

you haven't made the list

call me up sometime and I'll get you the Uncle Hootie special as well

you guys really think I'd have a job at a place that didn't have a never ending supply of baby oil and assorted hand lotions?

I don't even want to know.

LMAO

Looks like someone offered some clarification.

that was not pee.,

Hootie, where did you take his wife shopping?

Forever 21

Hootie was the guy at the bus stop Haley gave a roll of bills to.

jaw still hurts from that

try to get her back by 9...grandkids are driving me nuts.
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it's man night

I'm off to Hooters to watch the UFC fight...best free gay porn you can watch

Hootie takes far too much shit on this board. He posts a whole hell of a lot more logic than most and his football takes are pretty spot on.

Way to hook him up.

Now that's funny! ROFL

That's only because deep down you and I are more towards the side of true fan than drafturbator. I consider that a good thing. They cheer for failure when things don't go their way...we just want our favorite ****ing team to win football games.

I think he's a stand up guy.

Cool story, brah. No, really. Cool story. :)

I agree with a lot of his (and yours) football takes. He seems like a guy I'd get along with in real life, we had our run in, this board is my first Internet board experience and I'm man enough to admit my part of it, but whatever.

Now On the warpath is a friend of mine in real life and we butt heads on opinions here more often than not.

Everyone I've met has been class acts. Sat in George's front row seats, ate Monty's food, experienced simply reds clothing tastes, floppy, phobia, luv, fish, ror, Stevie, BRC, Rocky Mountain chief, tiny Evel, etc etc. all good peeps in real life.

At the end of the day, hootie taking care of you is typical of most here. Talk crap, but IRL can be decent. Clay may be the only exception. :Poke:

like i said in a previous post; i dont' care for his posting style or online persona, but I was sure he's a good dude.

Glad to hear it's correct.

Maybe I'll remove him from my iggy. :)

LMAO

This is a real feel good thread. Hoorray for Hootie! Hoorray for Mrs. seclark! Hoorray for Mrs. seclark's pit crew, chauffeur, and guy with hotel connections!

That is too cool.

I could show you half a dozen posts from when Rick first started posting here about how he doesn't give a shit about this site or the people on it and that he's not interested in the community aspect.

Very cool that he's come around. Good for you, Hootie. I think you just earned your name back.

Lots of truth to the last sentence.

I did though want to lose last year because I just couldn't stick out another year of Romeo/Pioli/Cassel.

But I did want Reid and Dorsey here in the worst way and I'm willing to see their plan in full before I go batshit crazy.

Probably need more than one

Nothing I ever do will ever compare to what you did, you piece of neanderthal offal.

Way to shit up a Hootie thread by taking a shot at me!

I agree. Let's make this about Clay now.

Was waiting for the tree fiddy

Nice save, Hootie!

Hootie is cool other than when he posts 4 times in a row and over and over and over and destroys a thread because he apparently has no friends in real life to interact with

LMAO

I'm a passionate guy what can I say?

Please don't hit on me; I'm abstaining for life.

He seems like a smart, good dude.

But, he sure is opinionated.

Awfully nice of you though, Hoot.

Over react much little worm? Guess youre glad you got your rep back. Keep it up **** stick