Jay Leno mentions the Chiefs again
"Despite having broken ribs, QB Tony Romo led his Dallas Cowboys to victory Monday night, it's pretty amazing. Second game in a row."
[Crowd applause] "Tony Romo led his team to victory despite having cracked ribs. In a related story today the Kansas City Chiefs coach took his QB, Matt Cassel, out and broke his ribs." |
OK. I like that one. It isn't very funny, but I like it anyway.
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Chins don't like the Chiefs
whewww close call |
nice
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Somebody was paid to write that line... :banghead:
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he already has broken ribs
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Yeah, fingered his ribs would've been better
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i think jay leno has eaten his fair share of ribs these past few years.
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Jay Leno isn't now and never was funny...don't get the fascination.
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It's just that he made a joke about the Chiefs, and this is a Chiefs board. |
jay can go eat a bag of dicks. the least funny 'comedian' of all-time, and he hasn't been relevant for a LONG time (read: ever)
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KC sucks hard enough to get into this monlogue and it is not thew first time this team has been a joke I do NOT wanna be a football cubbies fan k |
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People still watch Leno?
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Hey guys ...
I have a thread thing that talks about capitalism and evil spirits and profiting from ghostly induced madness. You might want to check it out. FAX |
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Some more famous comedians (cough! DANE COOK! cough! cough!) have stolen jokes from him. |
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dane cook carlos mencia jay leno yep. |
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I heard Robin Williams is a relentless joke thief as well. |
This is good mojo. Leno usually zeros in on teams that end up with #1 overall.
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I guess not exactly ripped it off, but Louis went on right before Denis and Denis liked the bit so much he ran with it during his set....then made a song and pretty much a successful career out of it and Louis stopped doing that bit since someone else used it. |
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Why does he keep making jokes about a Midwestern NFL team that most people in this country could give a damn about? LA is the joke of the NFL; second largest city in America doesn't even have ONE team.
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I thought it was worth a small chuckle.
Why does Leno even acknowledge our shitty franchise? Because Cassel really is that horrific. |
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We're the butt of late night jokes now. Awesome.
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Jay Leno can kiss Conan's dick.
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Hard to believe that anybody still watches either Leno or Letterman with all the other choices available on the late night tube.
That being said....i laughed when i read it. |
There's better NFL material this season. How 'bout those Vikings?
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Can't figure out how to embed anymore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhxqnCyoGo |
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For those familiar with the Squidbillies. There's a contest for a slogan to put on Early's cap...
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Speaking of Hicks.... the epitome of underrated. |
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Although Jay Leno completely sucks, i wish it were true
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NOBODY was/has been as consistently entertaining as Carson. Late night needs a total changeover IMO. |
here's my thought on late nights since johnny carson stepped down:
conan is on the right, letterman is in middle, and leno is on the left. http://i52.tinypic.com/2zpo1hu.jpg |
Don't care about Jay, or even much worse the shitass putz Letterman, but if the Chiefs don't like it....try winning for a change - and even maybe a superbowl....
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And he just dogged us again!!
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Jay need to shut the hell up.
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Clearly, he loves us.
"The economy is so bad the Kansas City Chiefs are betting against themselves for some easy money." |
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Johnny was a class act all the way around! :thumb: |
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