What the **** are you all over Rich about now?

I doubt Scanlon will even be in the league next year.

Depends. We're THAT weak at MLB...

And, what the hell do you know about his leadership skills, anyway?

I wouldn't be suprised to see Scanlon get cut from NFLE...




...Or save the world from terrorism.

I see the Roys called in reinforcements... ROFL

Bring it on, my friend. I will individually whip each of your asses. What exactly are you cutting Rich for now? And what is this bullshit about a locker room cancer? Anyone got any specifics here?

He complains about not enough PT. He complains about not enough media exposure. He complains about the coaching staff.

Might as well call him "Leon" Scanlon.

Um.. he complained? When?

After every game. He even called in to the Dick Vermeil show last week to complain.

BTW, Monty Beisel would whoop yours and Rich Scanlons ass.

Holy sh*t! Don't whip my ass! You're the baddest, meanest, rough-n-toughenest mofo sitting at your computer right now!

On the other hand, if you hit like Scanlon, I should be safe... 4321

Okie dokie, smokey.

Rich is gay--and the Chief's have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy (except with Morton, it's obvious); and Rich put Ben-Gay in Tony G's jock yesterday....

He has to go.

Oh that is just bullshit.
Monty Beisel? Ha ha.

With this post alone, this thread deserves consideration for the Hall of Classics...

I allways love Internet BB threats...LOL

He didn't make ONE freaking tackle yesterday. What's this guy doing wasting our cap dollars? Dammit Carl! :cuss:

See post #58 for specifics.

Still sore that Monty Beisel scored with Scanlon's mom, eh? :hmmm:

No. I don't hit. But I can scratch your eyes out and make it so you never "stand at attention" again, if you ever were to get any.

Ladies and Gentlemen...........Welcome #91's mother to the board.

When are you two getting your new Chunky Soup Commercial?

Wow, that's grounds for being banned. You better watch your step...

No. Not his mom.

Hey, it's pick on Roy/III/Rich day. Nothing new here to report. Rich hasn't done anything. The fact he doesn't get to play is remote to these clowns. They are having there day, that's all.

Laugh away my little pundits, the Day is coming ! ROFL ROFL ROFL

Ah.. I see. The needed something to do between erections. Got it.

Sorry Mrs. Scanlon, I'm not letting you get anywhere near my "special place". Maybe you could try and scratch some talent into your son though...

Tell Rich to stop stirring the pot. Why can't he just appreciate the opportunity to sit on the bench and watch a Superbowl caliber team in action?

Breaking news: Rich Scanlon MAY have been caught in an SUV with Bam Morris. Details may follow.

Jspchief - Not his mom. And, have you been in the locker room lately?

My bad; you are right, it was his Dad in drag. :hmmm:

That's one flaming case of penis envy with a side order of sandgina...

I think we found a potential canidate to help III with his little Problem..........

"hey bebuh, did you know that Rich Scanlon played MLB at THE Syracuse University?"
"yes I did"
"Did you know that he compiled........"

"taaaaaaaaake me big booooooooooy YIYIYIYIYIYI"

I repent, I repent!!! :(

:thumb:

Oh you boys are sooo cute. Not his dad either. Penis envy? I'd think I'd have to see it without a microscope to remotely envy it.

Why are some people so high on this guy? I have barely seen him on the field at all.

Nope, just some slut he used as a cum depository at a frat party the night that the orangemen won the NCAA Final Four.

Keep stalking him...I'm sure he'll call eventually.

DV says Rich needs to "take off the diapers." Rich complains about not getting game ball.

You missed him? He made the same number of tackles that I did yesterday.

Got to admit, some of this shit is funny. LOL

Most of it is insane........

I hope the Roys are right...........I'd like nothing more than a feelgood, from working the early shift at Dunkin Dounuts to Hacksaw Rich Scanlon, MLB terror of the decade........


I won't be ruining any tubesocks in wait....He hasn't whiffed any tackles or given up any stupid TDs, and he's a Chief.


This is just about Busting "the Roy's" chops I'm sure..........They've ruined an entire case of Brawney Paper towels with his KC Chiefs online Profile and a Kenny G CD.

I wish they would let me go out there and not tackle. I could use the money.

Where does the hype come from though? Why aren't we seeing threads like this about Keyaron Fox or something?

LOL...you've pretty much exhausted all the penis smack...are you going to move on to the 'gay' smack or 'inbred' smack next?

Jsp: "just some slut he used as a cum depository"

Assuming that were true - and its not - at least he could get it up without Viagra.

They got nothing better to do. 98% of the stuff said on this BB is total BS anyways. ROFL

No kidding. At least he isn't some practice squad scrub.

Fox could whoop Scanlon and Mike Peterson's asses with one hand tied behind his back. It's all about Key. "This kid" is special!

QUICK! Someone Break an Alo Vera Plant...............JSP has been BURNED


ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

No shit, me too !

This smack would have been more effective if Levitra were used instead, being that it's an official sponsor of the NFL.

Anyone endorsing Rich Scanlon has < 0 room to laugh at Monty Beisel.

Once again proving that neither Scanlon nor his supporters are ready for the NFL.

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Now that's just cold.

Neither Levitra or Viagra are really on my radar as important considering I am a woman. But, I understand how some of you would know the products quite well.

dammit...........I've been saving that pic for a special day!


I don't think you guys know just how talented Rich Scanlon is...............I saw him walking through Bannister Mall without security, and as he walked by Lane Giant, he whistled the loveliest ballad.....just a few bars, and the women fell, wrything on the ground, moaning in extasy.......The guy can play *insert piano composer extraordinaire's name* using only his pecker, which is impressive dexterity, considering its the size of a stack of Beer cans 3 high.

Curious to know why ? Enlighten us .

Mrs Scanlon.............there are better ways to make friends with these barbarians.........than to antagonize them about painful, socially unaccepted disorders of the genetalia.


The cause of Erectile disfunction is most often found to be caused by Fugly women. A half gallon of Jim Beam would work better than any blue pill.

Trust me, I don't need the help of any get-me-ups to spring into action...

Just ask my girlfriend Rosie. By the end of most days, she's cramping up from all the action she gets.

Because Monty Beisel is actually an NFL-caliber football player, and Rich Scanlon is like a fan who won a random drawing for great seats.

Why do you think she cramps up so much?

Naw, let her...It's funny to see her miss the fact that this has nothing to do Scanlon and everything to do with BB geniouses (chiefsplanet spelling).

ROFLROFLROFL

Oh Great..............Lets just have a laugh at the expense of some poor people with glandular and genetic disorders.

your sensitivity is obviously lacking today, sir..........

Umm. Yeah I do get it. If you knew anything about me and my previous posts you would know that I like to throw the same shit back at those that bust on Rich for the sake of doing so. None of you even know him, so its impossible for you to make a quality remark. I should say that diapers are needed for all of the shit flowing here today.

By the way, IT ISN'T MRS. SCANLON.

Oh but of course, says the Planets very own Ex-NFL football player and coach , right ?

Biesel is a quality athlete, why else have they moved him around try'n to find a position he can play. He is a good ST's player, a guy with alot og heart for the game, a DV type of player.

Rich is a hard nose, knock'm in your face player with the natural ability to play MLB, all he needs is some time to suceed. He will do it in less time than Mitchell will.

Time will tell and prove this.

No, you dont get it or you wouldnt post this.

Again, this thread wasnt aimed at Scanlon, but be my guest continue to believe it is. It's hilarious to watch you flail around for no reason. Ok, now, back to the penis jokes!

remarried huh.


Actually, its impossible to know, who people on the end of this Fiber cable know. Hell, just 4 years ago, Bob Dole smelled a Ross Perot Flatuli.

They moved him mostly due to injuries. He can play any LB position, AND Defensive end. This makes him quite valuable.

and ChiTown got a whiff of processed Mexican food from John Thompson...

OK........serious question time.

How many times have you seen him play prior to KC's 2004 preseason?

Beisel has proven himself on the ST, clawed his way through camp 3 times now, and has started an NFL Game..........While Scanlon could very well be the Peter Parker to the Spiderman of Butkis...........He was only recently promoted to the active team after Multiple injuries to the position. The Only thing I can comment negatively on Beisel is his Poor Life decisions..........Like going to K-state.

Hey Sparky.. umm, I mean KCTitus - ya I do get it. Can you read? "those that bust on Rich for the sake of doing so" It would seem, as it were, that this thread is about Rich (see title). The intent may not be to get at Rich, but you are certainly using him to get at something/someone else. So, umm, me and my doctorate do get it. Thanks for your concern.

I think you answered your own question...

You sumbitch!

No, you dont get it...you ever heard of the term sarcasm? Did they not teach that in doctorate school? Is your doctorate in penis jokes?

Color me unimpressed, now that we're talking 'qualifications', I would expect a 'doctorate' to be able to find better smack than that.

One thing I know for sure, when Rich is cut, you'll slink off to the Internet darkness, and I'll still be here.

Getting a test for Clamydia doesn't give you a "DOCTORATE"....its a "DOCTOR visIT".

I said he was a quality athlete, a DV prototype. That's why he is around, they have worked with him long enough to see his passion for the game.

Did it occur to you for one moment that I might be throwing sarcasm? Oh, sorry, only you can do that. I apologize. Sincerely. 1000 pardons.

Slept with the prof? Hmm. I think I remember you, last time I saw you you were behind bars. Nice to see you were paroled.

I'm diggin a foxhole now........Titus is about to ask scanfan what an H-back is in American Football.

3........2.........



Its obvious that you're either a family member that doesn't have thick enough skin to survive Football message boards for his career, or a plumper he poked to type his papers in American Funamentals in basket Weaving 101.

I think you still have time to save yourself and survive here, but the fuse is burning quickly.......

Throwing sarcasm? Feh...you got your panties in a twist got all mad started running with the penis jokes and resorted to 'I have a PhD' which was probably the lamest thing Ive ever read on this BB.

Tell me again, where is the sarcasm?

PhD? No I do something useful with my life, try JD.
My panties? I'm not wearing any, so I don't know what you are talking about.

Oh hells bells...we'd have to start with something easy like, what position does Rich Scanlon play?

Oh forgive me...

You resorted to 'I have a doctorate' which is still the lamest thing Ive read on this BB.

Better?

wait a minute.........

Which is it.............an attorney, or a phone sex operator?

If you're truely a JD, and this has been a display of your best arguementative material.........your Jaywalker is going to Ride the Lightening.