I don't like the way he looks at me when I get out of the shower. makes me so uncomfortable I can't dry my legs
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I think my cat, Koshka, is gay. He just sits and stares at me longingly sometimes. hahah. I guess I have to euthanize him. :-(
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Dogs aren't gay, dogs are just dogs.
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Dog was probably trying to dominate the other dog. It's probably best that this dipshit gave him up for adoption because he obviously doesn't know anything about dog behavior.
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What some people can come up w/ when left to their own devices never ceases to amaze me.
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as DICE would say "if you could lick your own nuts you wouldn't leave the house"
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"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them".[2](Leviticus 20:13 KJV)
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Should have just used antifreeze.
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I was at a house party one night. And the Host's have this little poodle mix dog that humps everybodies legs whenever they walk by. I looked at him and said,
"Do you know how to stop your dog from humping peoples legs? Suck his dick!" |
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