Mother's day
 

it's coming up again (may 12th)



anyone have any cool ideas for mom gifts?

I'm going to have my Dad deliver mom a used organ!

I really wish we could get rid of all the manufactured holidays.

i'm a mother lover.

My mom pretends it's her birthday. My dad get's her a cake.

He also gets Jesus a cake on Christmas.

My dad likes cake.

Honoring mothers on a certain day in spring actually dates back to the 1600s in England.

Father's day is 100% manufactured, though.

Yeah, but it was actually created by all the goldsmiths & silversmiths.

Haven't spoken to my my mother since my release from prison.

You can't go back and visit her?




I keed

Take her to the TPC Golf tourney in Sawgrass.

Mom got probation. I took the rap. She was innocent. Never be a felon. Never.

Having me was gift enough. Can't top that.

How about a really good set of cooking pans?

too mundane?


we have lots of foodies on this board, i think ... what is the top of the line stuff?

Candlesticks are always a good gift.

How much do you plan on spending? The good stuff is expensive.

under 500

durability is important

I wouldn't call it mundane, but I don't want a set of pots and pans for Mother's Day. I'd have to use them to cook for my family which I have to do anyway. I want something that is for me and me alone that reminds why I cook for my family: mother's jewelry, a family portrait, a day away, a plant from each family member, something that will make me smile every time I see it.
Hell give me the pots and pans on my birthday.

Oh, I get it. You want a dildo.

Do they have Burke Williams or similar in the KC area? A spa day is usually appreciated by moms.

This will be my first Mother's Day without my Mom. May she R.I.P.

And DMAC's dad will buy you a cake. He likes cake.

Sorry to hear that. First holidays are always tough.

Does she really want a pan set? This is where the grand kids can help out... Don't have to be yours...

I have had several it sucks and mine died around that day.

I would think a gift certificate to a day spa would be a better choice.

not for my mom

she wouldn't like strangers touching her AT ALL

I'm going to dig her up and surprise the hell out of her.

I'm gonna call her. And she's gonna be grateful.

i take it that 500 isn't enough?

pearl necklace.

you guys are slipping.

And for pans, Anolon.

For a wedding gift, maybe. :D

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realo father;s day should be on the superbowl, and involve blow jobs

I'm right there with you man.My little bro and his family are coming up and we're going to spend it together.

3.0 out of 5 stars Great cookware - doesn't last July 8, 2005
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We registered for this cookware as a wedding gift. We love the tempered-glass lids so we can see what's cooking. The pans have a nice substantial feel and work well with our smoothtop range. The stay-cool riveted handles are great.

At first we loved the nonstick coating, it did what it was supposed to do.

However, we have had the pans for less than three years (2 years 8 months) and the nonstick coating is already beginning to come off. We have followed the directions for care and cleaning, and not used any metal utensils on them, so I am very disappointed that the coating hasn't lasted longer. We do cook frequently with high heat, but on a good set of cookware that shouldn't make the coating come off this quickly. There are little hairline scratches (probably from stir-frying shrimp or steaming shellfish) where the coating is now beginning to clump up and rub off when we wash it.

It's sad, because we cook a lot, we love this cookware and were hoping it would last us a long time. Looks like I'll have to replace some of our frequently-used pieces, and this time I'll be going without a nonstick coating.

I talk/see my mom once a year...maybe if that.

she bailed once my old man paid for her degree and she started making coin. meanwhile, old man was working 60+ hrs a week for 5+ years to make ends meet.

don't care if I ever see her again, really. My step-mom has been 1000 times tha mom my really 'mom' has. plus, my real mom is batshit nuts. 10 different personalities. etc. for real.

People think I am joking, but once I went to prison, Mom stopped talking to me. Now that I am out, still no contact. Don't blame her, I was(am) a bad dude.

if i call my mom after 7pm, she'll just pick up the phone and hang it up again. i don't know what the **** is on at 7pm, but she likes to watch it.
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Which I just realized is a year to the day mom died last year.

Better go drink a few at dad's and eat supper.

This will be my first mothers day as a father. And if she remembers, I am sure she wants some sort of gift.

Forgot about that shit. WTF are you supposed to do on Mothers day?

Tell her you want pot roast for dinner.

Has she ever seen a massage therapist?

I've bought nothing but Anolon for over 10 years. I just threw away a couple of my original pans because they had started peeling around some scratches. i don't baby them either, I've used plenty of metal utensils.