North Korea Finds Ancient Unicorn Lair
 

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</td></tr><tr><td width="610">Pyongyang, November 29 (KCNA) -- Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).

Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:

"Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair.

The Sogyong (Pyongyang) chapter of the old book 'Koryo History' (geographical book), said: Ulmil Pavilion is on the top of Mt. Kumsu, with Yongmyong Temple, one of Pyongyang's eight scenic spots, beneath it. The temple served as a relief palace for King Tongmyong, in which there is the lair of his unicorn.

The old book 'Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam' (Revised Handbook of Korean Geography) complied in the 16th century wrote that there is a lair west of Pubyok Pavilion in Mt. Kumsu.

The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom."
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I didn't see this posted. Oh, here's the link:

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/2012...1129-20ee.html

I'm surprised they did to find this when Kim-Jong was still around.

Rainbows and unicorns and virgins.

What are you implying?

TTIWWUP

I'm a little rusty on my Korean, but I can still decipher that this is an omen that the Broncos will lose to the Jaguars.

I've no idea what you mean.

Was the cave labeled....Miso Horny?

I was dating this gal years ago that hung out with a real skinny friend that we all called the unicorn, or Unis for short. She had a horse face with a real long nose. Now I know where she lived.

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That's better. Good work

unicorns hangin with king tongmyong, at yongmyong.
nothing new here.
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Why do these horses have a dangerous sex toys trapped to their heads?

Dangerous is relative.

Moran Hill.

Love it

This happened years ago.

Living on the edge, eh?

Yes, about a thousand years ago.

Best Astroglide that one up...

So majestic.

http://i.imgur.com/lAx2BWy.jpg

All you need is just a little patience. I have found that most ladies produce ample lubrication when properly stimulated.

A unicorn horn would test that belief...:)

I wonder if North Korean citizens believe this stuff or if they just nod and agree like you do with a little kids so they don't get sent to labor camps. I admit if it came down to pretending to believing in unicorns or off the the North Korean gulag I'm all about the unicorns.

I'm all about testing my beliefs.

I hate Big Unicorn.

No way they believe any of the bullshit. It's like "5 hole in one's in a row" our whatever it was. Better to just smile and waive when faced with torture and death.

Hah!

I saw the Pegasus lair in Utah yesterday.

I thought it was 18 holes in one on his first time playing?

How about the fences around the beaches are there to protect from American divers coming up and planting bombs on livestock and children?

No?

It's that what it was? Even better. Dear Leader.
And we don't need divers if we want to bomb...

Wow. I hadn't heard that one.

The world would be more fun if North Korea was actually telling the truth.

Seriously, what if Kim Jong Il really did shoot an 38 under in his first round of golf and then quite the sport forever? That wouldn't make an awesome 30 for 30? What if the 6 operas he wrote really were the greatest of all time? What if the hamburger he created was actually some superior version of the hamburger that we just don't realize?

And now? Unicorns.

North Korea has this !@#$ figured out...

It's a sad day for our nation when special forces can't afford wire cutters...:huh:

What do you mean "if" comrade? Please step this way. We'd like to ask you a few questions. No, these machine guns are for your safety.

Damn government shut down.

Right? Like they'd hold us out if we wanted in?

11 holes in one.

38 under on a standard course is going to be a 33. So on his other 7 holes, he shot a 22? Must've all been Par 5s and maybe someone took a photo during his backswing a couple of those shots as well.

But see what I mean? A world where American divers place bombs on children and sheep!

Korean World sounds friggen awesome.

Of course they would.

Kim Jong Il invented the hamburger, built the worlds largest (empty) building. He is revered by every nation in the country who sing songs and celebrate his virgin birth, which at the same time created a new star in the heavens. He who does not have the need to go number one OR number two! This is the same man who coached his soccer team with invisible phones, he who injects himself with the blood of virgins so that he can live forever. And he who controls the very weather itself!

HE CANNOT STOP AMERICANS? BLASPHEMY!

Tom Clancy dies and North Korea reveals they found Unicorns. COINCIDENCE??

Somebodies been at the acid

They probably did when he golfed a world-record 38 under par, and but he didn't want this story to steal the press.

Sometimes I wonder about that. What if North Korea is really a wonderland where they're jetting around in flying cars and wearing silver jumpsuits and dining on zero-calorie pizza, and our government doesn't want us to know? It's not like any of us have been to North Korea.

And for some reason I thought that Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam was written by Ernest Hemingway. Did he have another book with a similar title?

Well, the Unicorns where found in 2012.

So wtf.. Are unicorns fake or fact cause I don't even think I knew before I read this thread

Prob 'cuz this story first went around by telegram and phone tree

Yet still, . . . soooo ronery!!

It depends on if you're North Korean or not.

Yeah. He wrote the Sinjungdonggukyojisungnum. Easy mistake to make. I've done it a hundred times.

That horse has a hard-on.

Here's a better pic:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186x...g/original.jpg

What profiteth a man to gain the whole ancient lair of the unicorn, but lose his Seoul?

Especially if he's stuck in Pyongyang every Saturday night.

Kill the non believers kiiiiiiillllllllllll!
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LMAO

The Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam Also Rises

If this guy shows up they're all fugged

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