Men really are tough creatures.

Use some damn lotion.

Don't beat your dink until it gets pink.

Sorry. I'll leave now.

:sulk:

Alright I'm going to bed.

me too but not to Sleep

Don't act like you ladies don't flick the bean, play the banjo or butter your own biscuit now and again.

You do that in your own bed? That's what the bathroom was made for. Or the spare bedroom.....

I Sleep on the floor. Bust nuts there too.

Umm Barney Stinson is not a cop, but I'm sure he role played one once.

I just received like a hundred thousand casino cash donation from a guy I never talk to on this board.

Somebody explain this to me.

he felt bad that you're a bitch

Just watched 5 episodes of Duck Dynasty.


So ****ing awesome

wtf?