I'm 158th in poasts
 

21,109 poasts. 158th in posts on the Chiefsplanets.

That means that 157 of you low life suns a bitches are bigger sports nerds with no life than me. Kudos to our life accomplishment.

Happy 4th of July dickheads. Stop posting on this message board and go shoot some roman candles between ur vijayjays, grill some meat, and drink copious amounts of beerskis.

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'Merica

I've gotta be in that ballpark. Need moar poasts I guess.

But all your post suck. So they don't really count.

21st

The more posts you have, the bigger your penis

You average 6.32 posts a day to my 5.14 posts. Plus, you are a couple years younger & will surely out live me. I must improve my posts per day average so I can outdo you and catch the mighty Clayton before I take a dirtnap.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

So, my posts are worth what? 1/2 a post? 1/3 of a post? Kind of like how hookers only have half a soul and three gingers equal one soul? I'm not sure how this works. I'll listen off the air. Thanks for your time.

Clay has 89,000 more posts than #2 on the list. Gat damn.

They also took all of his mults and added the posts together.

I have almost as many posts as the #2 and #3 posters combined.

As far as I can tell, this is actually true.

That's crazy.

I should note, though, that I lost something on the order of 25,000 to 30,000 posts in the Great Database Error of 2010 (or whenever that was).