What a great glorious day .......... Im gettin married today !!!
 

Today my life starts off in a different direction.

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.

I assume your taking Mr. Scanlon's name? I need to know where to send the flowers.

Holy crap. Does she do it in the butt?

Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Roy. Way to work it through.

Does your dad approve of this union? He hasn't mentioned it here.

I guess I will be the first to say congradulations.

Good luck to you and the wife to be.

I'm guessing this is III's way of telling Dad.

Pure genius.

That's what I'm thinking. They probably got engaged last night.

Dude, you don't get married till you're at least 30.

Surprise Dad!!!

Congrats, and best wishes.

sorry man

scary

What JBucc said. But good luck n' Congratulation's anyway !!!

There's a lot of negative stuff here man. I think it's great as long as she's Bi and shares her girlfriends. Otherwise, wtf are you thinking?

This would be posted just before I leave for work.

I'll have plenty of reading to do when I get home tonight....

thanks everybody

Good luck man!

And what the hell are you doing here...

Same here. I'll need to know when she'll be posting in this thread, however. Might have to leave work early for that.

Heh heh heh, no doubt. I might have to sign into Messenger on my cell so I can at least get updates if that happens.

I'm looking forward to Iowanian's contributions to the discussion as well. He always has such great, not to mention colorful, insight for III.

Have you seen any pictures of her?

Holy shit.


Congrats III

So when is the FT due? :banghead:

Congratulations and good luck III.

FWIW, I'm now flying my flag at half mast.

It's humorous that dude found a way to put Clayton into his wedding announcement.

Of course we could turn this into the "III getting more tail then Jamie thread"...

nah, we would never do that.

Congrats!!!!

Getting married is the best decision that I've ever made...and my wife reminds me of it every day...:D

ROFL And congrats. HAHA!

God bless this message board.

When is the baby due?

III gonna get him some.

I'm terribly sorry this has happened to you. I went through a tragedy such as this about five years ago and though much time has passed but the sting still hurts. You will be in my thoughts and prayers. But there is still time

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN DAMMIT!!

What ever happens, NEVER let her on the Planet. Nothing good ever happens when you mix sex, or relationships on the Planet. Trust me on this!

You still have time to get out, you know. You could take my advice, and not get married, and hook up with an old hag. It makes every day seem like a month or two!

Moo

My thought exactly.

Normally when the wedding and reception are over one is fairly busy with um, other things.

You expect normal?

Are you new here?

Bah, you're right. I should have known better.

Can the Planet at least come and get ferschnickered at the reception?

Are you new here?

Congrats!!

ROFL

Run Forest, RUUUUUUUUUN!

I'm sure you and Jen nay will be hap pay for a while.

Good luck.


PS. She'll be smiling because you've recieved your last blow job.

Hey, III, do you have a job? A car?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Hey...you know...I don't see the word "bride" or "woman" anywhere. Massachusetts wedding? Are you the the top or the bottom?

Iowanian's post-script. :thumb:

My thoughts exactly.

No shit ! :eek:

III's been on a mission to Marry for a while now...the TennDPhottie fiasco behind him, a cherry lost during a rushed trip to walmart.....and now a wedding.

II.....I await the photo of the look on your face, when at the Groom speech of the reception, he lets you know you're going to be a grandpa again....and are getting another roomate.

Congratulations.

So far no baby, I have know for a month and a half. Been thinking that logic and common sense would sink in.

I was wrong........

I think you should tell III about his "hernia" and have the doctor do the hervasectomynia repair.....monday.

Honestly, I have exhasted all words to no ends.

Marriage is like drugs......Just say no!!!!!!!!!!!

:LOL:

My sincere condolences to you and your family on this most tragic of occasions.

Congrats man! It seems like only recently you received your drivers license. :deevee:


Oh and a word of advice: Do not do anything to help around the house, you will just spoil her. :)

I'm sorry, Ol' Roy, but this is hilarious in a sick way.

AWESOME!

Can I get your autograph?

Hey III....If she really loves you, she'll perform and ATM tonight.....not the withdrawl-money kind.

what part of Russia does she hail from??

congrats on one 'gina for the next 50 years

Just two years ago...Roy had problems even getting laid...

http://chatxxxmag.com/showthread.php?t=1478

And now he's getting married. CONGRATS!

Just a tip, get one of those vacuum chambers to store your balls in when she rips them off, you know just so you can show your friends you actually were a man once.

Don't give up the nuts!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pZDILuqCMlc

Roy...are you going to invite floppy and Flutterbaby to the wedding?

*looks at watch*

It's 5:00. Has he fainted yet?

See, there's hope for you yet! ;)

Been about an hour. I'm sure the honeymoon is over by now.

Yep, it is utter misery now. She has surely whispered "No sex for you tonight" already.

III is off making little Roys right now.

3 words:
Your and Idiot!

:shake: Oh my, I could have done without that thought..... :banghead:

As long as Scanlon is back in Denver tommorrow afternoon.

Congrats grasshopper.

OMG, call the cardiac hotline and alert them of an impending case.

This whole situation just makes me cringe.

Damnit Carl :cuss:

Roy my sincerest hopes this works out.


P.S. fat chance and pigs will surely fly in iceland first.

my god......aren't you like too young?????

Too young...too stupid...take your pick. ROFL

apparently, so does the sight of a female body.

Females are disgusting creatures.

Why am I not surprised that you think this way?

That won't end up in somebody's signature.

Congrats!