I put on my robe and wizard hat

I'm just fine sitting in my Faraday cage.

Release my zombie army.

Yup. I grab all my guns and head to the farm got a propane furnace there that needs no electricity to heat the house.

I start a weed farm, mannnn

You wouldn't survive the first minute you're the biggest pussy I've ever seen in my entire life.

This.


Guns/Ammo/Family and to the Farm to fend for ourselves.

Is that before or after your manicure you pussy LMAO

I am a mixture of grizzly adams and les stroud son, You would give up the first day your man panties got damp

Rape, loot, pillage...typical and assorted sundry stuff.

I'd head over to Ultra Peanut's and remember to bring some Cheetos and Oreo's.

Heh, I finished this a few months ago. Pretty realistic.

Lumpy and I would be ok.
She can shoot, I have plenty of ammo and I have the resources available to reload shotgun shells, handgun rounds and several different rifle rounds.
I own 4 compound bows, (well, one is Lumpy's) one crossbow that is deadly out to 55 and 50+ firearms.

I have a 30 day plan, 180 day plan and an extended (2+ years) plan.

I know excellent hunting grounds all over NE and my family owns property in the boonies where game is plentiful and we have excellent relationships with the landowners in the area.

^^^^^I'm going with him^^^^^^

Don't forget the Entenmann's, duder

I run up and down my street shouting Omaha Omaha