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Skyy God 01-18-2013 02:55 PM
Help a brother get laid
 
http://i47.tinypic.com/mt86k3.jpg

Quote:
Taking his cue from the kids who convinced their parents to give them a puppy after getting 1 million likes on Facebook, Petter Kverneng of Norway got his high school crush Catherine to agree to sleep with him if he secured as many Facebook likes himself.

"It was meant as a joke for our group of friends," Kverneng, 20, told the local press.

Joke or not, the "status upgrade" soon hit shhhh's /b/ imageboard, where users naturally felt compelled to help Kverneng out.

Within a matter of hours, the solicitation gained over 900,000 likes, and is presently steamrolling ahead to the 1 million mark.

Kverneng, who has been friendzoned by Catherine for years, told Norway's Nettavisen that the two plan to "keep what we promised."

His only concern now, he said, is that her father might find out.
http://gawker.com/5977063/if-this-du...sleep-with-him

ptlyon 01-18-2013 02:58 PM
I'd hit it.

Her, not him.

Skyy God 01-18-2013 02:59 PM
And it's already at 1.3M likes. Chick better not Matt Cassel this bet.

Rausch 01-18-2013 02:59 PM
He looks mildly autistic and she looks like she'd **** a mildly autistic guy for some X...

The Franchise 01-18-2013 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9331197)
He looks mildly autistic and she looks like she'd **** a mildly autistic guy for some X...
This.

QuikSsurfer 01-18-2013 03:01 PM
She looks like a dude..

Hog's Gone Fishin 01-18-2013 03:02 PM
I wonder if she started getting aroused at the 950,000 mark ?

Frosty 01-18-2013 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9331185)
His only concern now, he said, is that her father might find out.
Can't imagine how her father would find out.

Hammock Parties 01-18-2013 03:11 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...33921602_o.jpg

Ace Gunner 01-18-2013 03:11 PM
no need to get fancy, just grab her by the hair.

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9331231)
LMAO

frankotank 01-18-2013 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 9331185)
he should get to do them BOTH! :D

http://www.soundonthesound.com/wp-co.../nelson002.jpg

DC.chief 01-18-2013 03:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 9331206)
I wonder if she started getting aroused at the 950,000 mark ?
ROFL

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:35 PM
He doesn't seem to even care.

Someone should put a Gandolf Hat on her...

BigMeatballDave 01-18-2013 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9331279)
"I can't live without your throbbing erection"

frankotank 01-18-2013 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave (Post 9331298)
"I can't live without your throbbing erection"
"I can't face another night without that bone"

Gonzo 01-18-2013 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9331197)
He looks mildly autistic and she looks like she'd **** a mildly autistic guy for some X...
How the **** does someone "look autistic?"
They can look like they have Downs Syndrome. People with autism look like everyone else.

Rausch 01-18-2013 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9331306)
How the **** does someone "look autistic?"
They can look like they have Downs Syndrome. People with autism look like everyone else.
You figure it out after working with them for 3 years...

KChiefer 01-18-2013 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9331306)
How the **** does someone "look autistic?"
They can look like they have Downs Syndrome. People with autism look like everyone else.
Good point. CNN was just running a piece about a girl from Montana that will compete in Miss America that has autism. She's smokin'!!! ...she did mispronounce a word or two though, but I think that's par for the course.

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/1F/E43769..._cZWjpwjHC.jpg

http://www.freefunlinks.com/wp-conte...ss-montana.jpg

houstonwhodat 01-18-2013 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9331279)


hahahahahahaha

bevischief 01-18-2013 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9331192)
I'd hit it.

Her, not him.
This. I would kick him in the jimmy.

Bump 01-18-2013 07:00 PM
I hope she makes him wait a few days to ****. The anticipation is usually better than the actual sex lol.

Shogun 01-18-2013 07:16 PM
I hope its the best tail of his life

Canofbier 01-18-2013 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9331663)
I hope its the best tail of his life
It's difficult for it not to be the "best tail of your life" when it's also the "only tail of your life".

Pasta Little Brioni 01-18-2013 07:26 PM
Gone in 60 seconds

ChiefGator 01-18-2013 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9331279)
Too fat...

TLO 01-18-2013 07:28 PM
Too fat/ OMAHA! OMAHA!

houstonwhodat 01-18-2013 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9331687)
Too fat/ OMAHA! OMAHA!
Special! Special!

Bugeater 01-18-2013 09:44 PM
Dude could probably have better luck pulling tail by actually running a ****ing comb through his hair once in a while.

Psyko Tek 01-18-2013 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9331685)
Gone in 60 seconds
true the kid will probably JIMP
and then it's all for naught


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