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keg in kc 07-29-2009 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5934741)
I swear if I ACTUALLY get blown I am going to **** her throat raw.
Some penicillin'll clear that right up.
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5934744)
WTF? Why are you doing any work? A bj is her work.
There's more than one way to do oral. Maybe she'll hang her head off the couch for better depth.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2009 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5934748)
There's more than one way to do oral.
Throat ****ing is the best. Makes me look around for the camera.

BigMeatballDave 07-29-2009 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5934491)
BTW, something you should learn now. You will never have victory over the vagina. All of the power is in the pussy, and the owner thereof.
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead a disagree with you here...

BigMeatballDave 07-29-2009 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5934739)
I bet.
ROFL

greg63 07-29-2009 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5934737)
OK. Now she's emailing me.

This is really messed up. If this is all some gay dude messing with me I am going to go nuts.
I think that's probably what he's counting on.

greg63 07-29-2009 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5934739)
I bet.
ROFL
Dang!

Hammock Parties 07-29-2009 08:03 PM
My gut tells me the girl is real...just flaky like most girls.

Valiant 07-29-2009 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5933541)
Weak, Skip. I sold that years ago.

I'll just go in some standard fratboy gear. Boss sandals, pimpin' linen shorts and a tight t-shirt that shows off my guns. She'll melt.
Just because you got skinny, does not mean you have guns..

Valiant 07-29-2009 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by wutamess (Post 5934219)
Well if there wasn't some jealous dumb cluster**** of an h8r on the board he wouldn't have to.

That was the ultimate man law broken.
Normally I agree.. But Gochiefs is not part of manhood..

Valiant 07-29-2009 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5934797)
My gut tells me the girl is real...just flaky like most girls.
You have how much history with women to have a gut feeling?? I have said it before, once you stop all these tales on here your life will get better..

Hammock Parties 07-29-2009 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5934824)
Just because you got skinny, does not mean you have guns..
Would you like me to post them? Because believe me, the gun show is in full force these days.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2009 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5934844)
You have how much history with women to have a gut feeling?? I have said it before, once you stop all these tales on here your life will get better..
I have been on enough dates with women to know that they rarely run according to the clock...or even the plan.

Hell just from interacting with them online I can tell that.

luv 07-29-2009 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5934824)
Just because you got skinny, does not mean you have guns..
While I'm not sure about chicks melting, the boy could wear a muscle shirt, and look pretty good. I've seen 'em.

luv 07-29-2009 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5934850)
I have been on enough dates with women to know that they rarely run according to the clock...or even the plan.

Hell just from interacting with them online I can tell that.
Girls online are different IRL. Ask Rausch. I used to talk to him online a lot. He was my "online shrink"...lol. Met him in person for the bash last year. He told me that I was much less innocent and naive than I portray online. You may be able to read what people say, but you can't read how they're saying it.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2009 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5934880)
Girls online are different IRL. Ask Rausch. I used to talk to him online a lot. He was my "online shrink"...lol. Met him in person for the bash last year. He told me that I was much less innocent and naive than I portray online. You may be able to read what people say, but you can't read how they're saying it.
You don't get what I'm saying at all. It has nothing to do with what girls say or how they say it.

Bitches always be running late or something.


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