NFT: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...us/sperm_theft

Our court system will find a way to **** this up, too. It's a given.

Poor guy. Yeah, he was decieved but the kid is still a part of him. I don't know what I'd do in that situation. Wow.

All she had to do was swallow........ :hmmm:

But she couldn't even do that right...

Holy crap. It's absolutely absurd to me that a guy in that situation needs to pay child support. But the concept is to not punish the child, which I understand but...

I'm with Phobia. Wow...

Doesn't surprise me:

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten."

The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me. "So, KAZAM!" she’s the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. “ So, KAZAM!" she's the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."




Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. :)



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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show..


PS: If you are a woman and you are still reading this, it only goes to show that you women never listen!

After giving this some thought, I would offer some voluntary minimal child support and put anything extra towards the child's education or trust. The mother should not benefit financially from this stunt - not in any way. I think the courts should run from Pandora's box. This is not a good precedent to set, IMO.

Pays to keep the pecker in the pants.....

or rather, he is going to pay for not keeping it in his pants. That was an expensive date........ha ha ha!

I agree that it should go into a trust fund or something. The mother under these circumstnaces should have much less control over the money than usual.

But still, the usual concept is that the child support helps paying for housing and utilities, etc., not just food for the kid until he goes to school.

:shake: Another one of those "there's no easy answers" type situations.

**** slitting her throat

Well heck, if doing that with a woman is a "gift", I think guys everywhere are going to save a lot of money on Christmas presents this year.

whenever i hear stories like these i think of that song and i think of chris rock.... I don't think he should have killed her, but i understand

this is why the angry dragon should be taught in every sex ed class

Simply amazing. How any court could rule he needs to pay support is beyond comprehension and shows how one sided the sytem has become.

If this asshole didn't want a "surprise" he should have used protection, its much his fault as hers. Hes a dumbass

ROFL That's funny, you got a real sence of humour.

I'm sorry, but if I leave my gift inside a woman's mouth, then it wouldn't be unreasonable of me to assume that there wouldn't be a child.

:spock: that wasn't meant to be funny

You're a dumbass. Heh.

You beleive happened that way, hes frigging lying , thats the most redicilous story I have ever heard, if you guys beleive this I have a beachfront condo in arizona to sell you

ROFL.

Classic!!! ROFL

Your reading comprehension is lacking. Do you think the woman is lying, too?

i think they had unprotected sex and she got knocked up, period, he's stupid, trying to sue to keep from paying child support , thats all there are to it.

The woman is the one who said she did it....

I think this is all crap too. SOunds like a deadbeat dad to me.


I thought saliva and also being exposed to air would kill all that.

Like I said, you can't ****ing read. Heh.

You can't read either.

If it was that simple, why wouldn't the woman simply say that? She's supposedly the one who came back to the man and filed a suit against him saying she had done this.... why on earth would she make up a story like this instead of saying "Well, I just got knocked up"?

Hes' suing to keep from paying child support,hes lying when he says it causing him all this anguish, he stupid.

This is for the people who can't read:

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

In other words, she's not contesting the way in which it happened.

classic

May I suggest changing your avitar to either a wooden post, or a box of rocks.

I agree with her.

That is one of the funniest friggin' things I have ever read!! Cripes!! How the hell did she pull that off (logistically speaking, I mean)?!? Maybe she just made a big production of going the bathroom to brush her teeth...

Wow.

How about that kid? This is going to require a totally different answer to, "Mommy, where did I come from?"

"Well, your father and I loved each other...very, mu...well, sort of...enough to engage in oral...uh,...hmmm. Let me tell you why Mom keeps that spit cup in the bathroom."

Well, yet another unexpected service provided by ChiefsPlanet.

Stumppy - RUN.

someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking reeruned.

Here, let me help you out.

The WOMAN sued the MAN in a paternity suit saying that she had secretly kept his sperm to impregnate herself. What the man is doing is a counter-suit.... suing her back after she filed the initial lawsuit. The WOMAN is the person who came forward with this story first. If this story is a hoax, the WOMAN is the one who made it up.

no need, we're both fixed. Happily I might add

YOU CAN'T READ. Why in the hell would she need to "rush to the Dr." when she IS A DOCTOR. The lady isn't contesting the manner in which her child was conceived.

Ok Ok I get it, she wants child support and he don't wanna pay it, whats new, no matter the story it most of the time ends the same

Well, here's another link to the story:

http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/local_...055110537.html

reeruned is absolutely correct.

Christ.

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.cat...ts/7209949.jpg

I am going to leave this with a WOW that's a truly unbelievable position.

Gah.

http://www.gamewholesale.com/ebay/gsp_learn_to_read.jpg

Damn girl, stumpy been doin' you in the ear, damaging your brain or what? :p

The woman DECIEVED the guy, by NOT SWALLOWING his sperm, KEEPING it, and IMPREGNATING herself with it. And after the fact, after TWO YEARS decides she's not only a deceptive and lying and manipulative whore, but that she's also a GD gold-digger. :shake:

What part of that don't you understand? :hmmm:

I understand all of it, and he got a blow job out of it, and so, it don't matter, there is a baby now, and he needs to go ahead and pay and quit trying to get out of it.

I GIVE UP.... :doh!:

Wow. It sure is a good thing you take it in the butt otherwise I'm not sure I could take all the dumb emanating from you.

No, but he didn't actually perform any kind of sex act with receipent of the sperm.

Oh bullshit. 'lil stumpy drew you a picture with his crayons and now you kinda understand so you're backtracking.

If somebody fished Stumppy's condom out of the toilet and stuck a baster in their cootch, do you think he should pay child support?

I don't have to deal with her. I can walk away anytime. I was speaking from my brutha, stumppy's perspective.

Not if he used a condom to start with, for protection, but that would never work anyway.

You have got to be fuggin' kiddin me??? :shake:

Okay, fine....so, hypothetically, I have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle--and somehow I preserve the "egg" and use it to impregnate a surrogate mother for the purpose of producing a child for me; I've used my sperm to create the conception ....as father that child, I become the sole parent. I should be able to come after you in a couple of years when I decide to make you live up to your "motherly" responsibilities, eh?



I'm gonna start hangin' around the toilets of some rich broads looking for vaginal discharge then..... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

So let me get this strait.

She's a doctor. She played him a song on the skin flute. She kept the batter and basted an egg later.

She's a doctor........a highly paid Physician, who became pregnant through deciet, and He has to pay $800/month?

why does she need that kind of loot?

no reasonable expectation...........unless she is one of those Auto-felatiation-capable broads, and a county fair Pumpkin seed spitting champion..............and he saw her do it.

She's a money grubbing Ho.

You originally said holding it in her mouth wouldn't work either. Now you're floundering all over the place to save face.

Why the hell would the guy use a condom if he's shooting in her mouth? We're not debating STD's here, it's all about pregnancy.

EVEN IF THE GUY USED A CONDOM, WHAT'S TO STOP THE LADY FROM HARVESTING THE SPERM FROM INSIDE THE CONDOM.

Come on, girl. Think. You sound like a jilted woman who didn't get all her child support.

ROFL OK HE SHOULDN'T PAY A DAMN DIME, as a matter of fact I was in a heated argument a few months back in the DC forum about this, kinda like this, my nephew is 16 and he knocked up a 15 year old, my sister offered to pay for the abortion and counceling for the girl, she refused to have the abortion, my nephew didn't want her to have the baby either, but what can he do? I dont think he should have to pay child support if he offered to pay to let it go and she refused.

On this issue, she certainly is.

WTF, Stumpy??? Is she stoned right now, or what?

ROFL nope, can't even use that as an excuse

WHAT?!?!? You have zero capacity for applied logic. Holy shit.

RUN LIKE THE WIND STUMPY!!!! Badgranny is trying to set you up as a long term Rent Sollution!

ROFL I don't count on stumppy for a damn thing you get that straight right now, I don't count on any man for nothing.

yeah.....Just murder that baby, so your family doesn't have to deal with yet another illegitimate child.

If you can't see the difference here, then I can't help you. Sounds like your nephew ACTUALLY EFFED the girl.

Someone should tell you people how this pregnancy thing really happens.


My condolences Stumppy.

Ah now you sound like Stumppy and his logic

Eh, she is a woman, Phil. Maybe she's menstruating, and that explains it...

lets not take it political, everyone has their opinion on abortions.

I respect yours no problem.

:thumb:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

This thread really needs to go into the hall of classics.... I've never seen a case of someone going forward, backwards and then doing a 180 following a pirouette so damn fast in my life.

I think MY neck hurts from watching the gyrations on here...

You should listen to everything Stump says as though it were from the mouth of God himself. You're lucky to have a surrogate brain like him.

The lesson learned from this is that that if you want to maintain your fraud and theft case, you must make it clear after you ejaculate that you have a reasonable expectation that your jizz be returned upon request.

badgranny has just proven that all logic, is indeed held in the Male genitalia.


How do you know when a woman says something intelligent?

It ALWAYS begins with "A Man once told me".

Ah-ha.....Aunt Flo's visiting; explains why Stumpy is "eatin' out" tonight....heh.

Nah thought I'd let you think you were right about something.

Mr. Kotter isn't highly regarded as the most intelligent person on here, but I would stake my right nut that his IQ more than doubles yours.

You'd better squirt her hands and box with windex, and have her gargle some bleach to make sure she's not Palming one of your guys.

ROFLShit and I thought I was slow.

I usually just pinch her nose and cover her mouth until she swallows.

ROFL

ROFL

Nice. But you should have left it at blamin' it on your 'monthly friend;' now you look even more silly.... :)

Ok I'm leaving work and going home now, you guys just had me a little confused thats all ;)

Be careful. I heard there were some underground tornados out your way.