Which of these things will happen in the next fifty years?
 

Poll forthcoming, but it'll take a few minutes. I would suggest that you use this time productively by learning the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, or perhaps learning some key Chinese tourist phrases

Is this the real life?

Wǒ xiǎng qù cèsuǒ.

Penis Fingers.

這只是幻想?

Zhè cái shì zhēnzhèng de shēnghuó ma?

Will this poll be ready within the next fifty years?

Having been to Hong Kong and Beijing over 20x's from 1994 to 2002, I wouldn't disagree. Took me a long time to learn Mandarin and it's very difficult to grasp for an American.

:LOL:

you and I will be in the phase four of life.

We beileve in Santa Claus
We don't believe in Santa Claus
We are Santa Claus
We look like Santa Claus

Scatta mooch scatta mooch I can do the fandango

Girls + Shirts - Bras

In.

You have too much time on your hands.

The current American affliction got to me. I got bored and was unable to read past the half way point.