I cannot have a daughter. There is too much jail time for 1st degree murder.

Is he going back to play for the Jets or does he think Jacksonville wants him?

Ask him if he believes in gay marriage

If he says yes he's gotta go.

Kill it before it breeds.

Take it to the DC bundle of sticks.

You should do everything in your power to de-program this kid

Well, there's that.

Ask him if he eats quiche.

Could be worse. The kid could be a Faiders fan who endlessly trolls a chiefs board.

P.S.-Obama hasn't taken your guns away yet? Shouldn't be too much longer.

Whatever... If she's happy, so too should you be.

Ask him if he believes Manti T'eo

Does he have good credit?

Wait your daughter has a new boyfriend or a new girlfriend?

I keed but seriously probably the fastest way to push them together is to strongly disapprove of him. She's young but still old enough to start to choose for herself. She'll make mistakes...she'll learn. At this point all you can do is trust you raised her right and she'll make more good choices than bad.

R8ers its likely that he has some qualities that remind her of you. I'll guess its not the 110 lb feminine stuff. At dinner try to ascertain what those qualities are (positive or negative). But at 16 I think most kids are finding their way. I dated all kinds at that age. Different personalities, different ethnicities, exotic girls from other high schools... It's not until later that most find out what they want and the ones that find high school sweethearts and get married / and or have kids early either get very lucky or were looking for someone to cling onto to make up for an absent (physically or emotionally) father. Sounds like you are invested enough that its not the latter. Call it experimentation and give the Liberal a chance. We're not all bad.

See if he knows how to BBQ.