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Saul Good 08-25-2011 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 7850000)
Coat hanger. Gotta roto-rooter the large intestine.

Its a turd, not a choice.

The Franchise 08-25-2011 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 7849970)
WE NEED 2 ****ING FANTASY QBS CAUSE EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT ME CAUSE I SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS DOING RESEARCH AND YOU N00BS DON'T SO WE SHOULD HAVE THEM TO WEED OUT THE FUN SEEKERS AND FIND OUT WHO THE PEOPLE ARE WITH ABSOLUTELY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS AND PESTILENCE IS GAY.

:cuss:

The Franchise 08-25-2011 01:21 PM

Yield signs mean ****ing yield! It doesn't mean that you have free reign to cut me off and then look at me like I did something wrong. Stupid ****ing drivers.....:facepalm:

BigRichard 08-25-2011 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 7849969)
So I was ****ing this chick in the ass when I hear her say "uh-oh". I pulled out thinking that I had hurt her and she immediate proceeds to have explosive diarrhea. Covers me in shit from the waist down.

We took a shower and got cleaned up. I then proceeded to jerk it, letting her believe I was gonna blow my load on her belly. Instead, I shoot my wad in her hair.

Good luck getting that out. Bitch.

You gave her the old Nebraska Oil Digger huh?

KurtCobain 08-25-2011 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 7849966)
I think they had a love affair at one time and Gochiefs is the by product of that affair...

I thought ror was Mecca's son... so does that mean....

KurtCobain 08-25-2011 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7850017)
Yield signs mean ****ing yield! It doesn't mean that you have free reign to cut me off and then look at me like I did something wrong. Stupid ****ing drivers.....:facepalm:

If I ever get a chance to drive near you, I swear to god I'm going to look at you like you just went to a "I love matt cassel" rally.

pr_capone 08-25-2011 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7850011)
Its a turd, not a choice.

:clap:

The Franchise 08-25-2011 01:29 PM

If you work with nothing but women who are 50 years old or older.....a sexual harassment course should not be required.

KurtCobain 08-25-2011 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7850037)
If you work with nothing but women who are 50 years old or older.....a sexual harassment course should not be required.

You just don't know me, man.

Hey, go check out my fantasy league. I have two more spots open.

please.

I KNOW I KNOW. no time.

Well I dont give a ****. Do it anyways, draft is tonight. I'll kill you otherwise,

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TrebMaxx 08-25-2011 01:31 PM

People that chew gum and fail to dispose of used gum properly need to die.

KurtCobain 08-25-2011 01:32 PM

People that post in luv's threads are ****ing lame.

eazyb81 08-25-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 7850009)
Have you eaten since then?

Yes, a lot. I had a big fried chicken and mac n cheese dinner last night.

I feel like I have a 10 pound rock in my stomach.

luv 08-25-2011 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7850052)
People that post in luv's threads are ****ing lame.

Hey man, this is my therapy.

seclark 08-25-2011 01:40 PM

cordless phones.
i come home at night and there's 3 cordless phones sitting on the coffee table. batteries are dead in 2 of them. 2 charging mounts upstairs and 1 in the basement, but i'm the only one that ever puts them back.

when i bring it up w/the wife and daughter, i'm an old grouchass.
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CrazyPhuD 08-25-2011 01:42 PM

I hate that people are still using the term gay instead of the more politically correct term of Heterosexually challenged!


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