This game has me. I started playing the 3rd week in May of this year. Now, I play every day that I have off. It's like crack. When I'm more horrible than normal (like today) it's like withdrawl symptoms.

Jeezus I was mad as hell today. But still, I hit that putt.... Made it all worth while.

Get your money and your golf clubs out motherfucker and lets go find out. K Your going to get embarassed by an old needle dick who owns a state championship. Keep running your mouth.

I'll be there geezer. Drop your golf clubs and your walker and your prosthetic pee pee and your soiled diaper memories of a state championship.

You won't get money, but I might buy you a beer before I treat your Social Security garnering azz like I did my clubs today.

Update... I like golf again. Yesterday I got back on track. Shot a 90. Haven't broken 90 yet. Played my 3rd round of golf without losing a ball.

Small victories.

To break 90 you have to be proficient with the foot wedge.;):thumb:

How could you lose a ball when you can't hit it out of your shadow?

Good grief. This is one reason why I have never gotten into golf.

That being said, it could be a hell of a lot of fun playing with some of you who take this game so seriously........

Why hasn't this..............
 

been moved to "The Hall of Classics" yet? I can hear and visualize the 5 rotating horizontally over the horizon.


Once again, classic.

You know, I have never played golf, and I had tears running down my face after reading this thread....The old lady came in here to see WTF I was laughing so hard at....

Truly, some of the funniest MFer's on the internet hang out on this BB....

Indeed. And the combined wit of these individuals will leave you in awe.

Don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you feel, let it out. :)

ROFL Good response.

I thought I had a temper on the course. That and the fact I can't afford to play since I don't qualify under my parent's membership anymore is the main reason I haven't played in more than 5 years.
My suggestion is to switch to decaf or more practice.

Hey Will did you play in Springfield today?

In the group ahead of me today on the first tee, a gentleman steps up on the first tee and I hear him say "Lord please get this into the fairway that is all I ask".

He proceeded to hit it off the toe 25yds straight right into the lake. Immediatly after finishing his prayer, and watching the ball hit the water, he let off with a 4-5min tirade of words I dare not share. ROFL I was laughing so I almost could't hit the ball when our group was up next.

Then on the 4th hole he flubs 3 chips in a row next thing I know he throws his PW 50 yards into the creek. And after following him around the course I got to say that it was the best shot he had today.ROFL

I've played with better and I played with worse, but this guy was the most entertaining I have had the pleasure of following on a golf course. :)

I played Hickory on Friday. Two-man Scramble Member Guest with my dad. He's turned 75 May 22. We carded a 71. I should shoot that own my own :shake: I made a 35-40 footer and he made a 20 footer but we missed 5 birdies putts that were less then 15 feet long. I think 4 were prolly less then 10'. :cuss: How can two people putt that bad?!!We won $80.00 though so........wudn't all bad. And that Country Club Calm Chowder :thumb:

I just went over my round and I hit 9 fairways, 15 greens and had 33 putts. We did not use all my iron shots out of those 15 we used three of my dads. I'd prolly shot at least 4 strokes higher own my own. 75 on Hickory Hills isn't to shabby. :)

PhilFree :arrow: