You have obviously never been to a Waffle House.

the philly cheese steak grilled cheese sammich thing, with hashbrowns is a great 3am post night out meal.


the next day, however....

Steak tips and eggs at IHOP. Pretty great fake food if I have to eat anything like that.

Crackerbarrell does have some damn good pancakes, and that syrup they use is damn addicting.

Waffle House >>>>>>>>>>> IHOP

IHOP joke
 

One of my favorite jokes involves IHOP.

Where do women with big breasts work? Hooters.
Where do one-legged waiters work? IHOP.

Oldie but a goodie.

Damn right. Fried pork chops, eggs, hashbrowns, berts chili, and a pecan waffle.

Hungover breakfast of champions!

Y'all are so charitable.

Any money I had that I could give to charity now goes to the gubbment due to tax increases, inflation and all that shit.

no shit; I went to one in Raymore about 4 years ago, and the dude that was cooking had a hook for a 'hand'

I guess good for him etc, but it was odd watching him cook. I was mesmerized, like watching a bouncing boob .gif.

You were stoned. Admit it!

lol. no, but very intoxicated.

I was waiting for him to turn around in hopes of catching a glimpse of his eye-patch.

This times infinity

I can't even imagine how packed IHOP is today.