lcarus is the new pr_capone
 

but only better, younger, and better looking. How I see the Planeteers lining up so far based on just the two games:

WR1: SNR
WR2: Jizz
WR3: lcarus
WR4: A bucket of dildos
WR5: petegz28
WR6: poop

Yup... that is right. pr_capone doesn't even poop right. Apologies to his mother.

LMAO

LMFAO

Oh, and I'm still dead serious about this.

Younger maybe. Better looking? I once made a girl kill herself when I bought her a drink. She decapitated herself with a piano wire.

I'd like to think that my elongated forehead would at least qualify me for special teams.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE

I can run really fast. Unfortunately I smoke a shitload so Im only good for one play then I may need a stretcher.

For fantasy football purposes, what's the 40 time on that bucket of dildos and have they been used?
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Can we get an updated line-up into the season?

Cassel prefers jizz and a bucket of dildos. They're his #1 go-to guys.

I think pete should be bumped up one spot, IMO

otherwise fairly good depth chart

:(

How do you picture a bucket of dildos? Do you have them all mushed in there like a sack of chicken parts or do you picture them sticking out like baguettes?

They're arranged neatly in a wastebasket piled on top of legal papers sent to you by Louis CK's lawyers, you joke thief.

Pete's done a really good job. I like his stuff. It's a shame the refs have been so harsh on him, though.