Hamas Bat-Signal
It's time. The decrepit state of the franchise demands your wit and vitriol.
You've held true to your word, and now it's appropriate to come back and unleash fury and vengeance on the fraud that this Scott mother****ing Pioli. |
This x 1000. Hamas, the times dictate a need for a man of your ambitions.
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Yes.
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Outstanding... and I couldn't agree more with the entire post! |
Just thought about Hamas today. Deez has always been my Doppelganger. Even if he is smarter than me.
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:D |
Only if he wears a sign that says. "Vernon mother****ing Gholston" around his neck. Otherwise he can pound sand
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I guess I missed it. Why is Hamas not here?
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You're my boy, dude. What triggered this is that I found myself typing an Hamasism in another thread--"throwing 97 with movement"--to Saccofshit, of all offensive linemen from Utah... |
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My main thing about hamas is that he sounded like a broken record about the teams sucking, the thing is this team IS like a broken record of the same suck over and over.
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Can we get Mecca too?
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More than we can say for some here.... |
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It won't happen. He'll complete his year. He has too much pride.
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Which makes it all the more impressive that he kept his word. |
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Well, at least one thing is good, the Angry Dane is back. Now just need Mr. Hamas to get back here and this place will be mixed with gasoline and fire...
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Why? |
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Meh |
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Knowing this place and annoying piss ants that would call him a welcher and follow him around, its probably better for him to stay low until 2013.
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Ive tried getting him. Check the visitor messages
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We've received a letter from 'Hamas' this morning. 'Please inform the citizens of Chiefsplanet that Kansas City has earned a rest from shitty QBs. But if the forces of evil should rise again, to cast a shadow on the heart of the city, call me.'
Question. How do we call him? HE GAVE US A SIGNAL! http://i.imgur.com/USNLa.jpg |
Sounds like he is a better man than Mike Stinkey from the scout KU and Royals board.
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Clay comes through.
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'Hamas' is our true Dark Knight.
I've felt like the stand-in all offseason. Just an impostor. Tried to do my best but I'm not the real Batman. Sure was fun being 'Hamas' lite, though! Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need. |
Come on, you know he's been on here on a mult the whole time!
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I hope the girls are happy and healthy!!!
We probably won't get to hear from him until January |
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:thumb: I wish Hootie were here now. That mother****er would gain about 1,000 pounds for as much crow he'd be eating. :D |
"AfCasselstan"
LMAO |
I miss a lot of his takes. But I don't miss all the negative attacks and name calling stuff. It just got to where he was doing that a lot.
I hope he has found a lot more happiness being with his family and it will be reflected when he comes back. |
Hamas needs to be here, and now. Since the 2012 season is technically over, can we say that it's now 2013?
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Spot on.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=afcasselstan AfCasselstan Scott Pioli seems to think that drafting late round QBs is a winning proposition because it worked once for him with Tom Brady and because Matt Cassel put up good fantasy stats in 2008 when surrounded by the best skill position talent in the NFL. We have hitched ourselves to Matt Cassel. We have invested nearly countless resources (Weis, Chambers, Asamoah, McCluster, Moeaki, Jones, Lilja, Wiegmann) this offseason just for the sole purpose of helping him out, not to mention a second round draft pick and 63 million dollars. It will not work. Matt Cassel is our Afghanistan and our stubborn inability to realize the futility of the situation will only further entrench ourselves as doormats of the NFL. |
February 29th I believe. He won't buckle. But i'm pretty sure he's here, already.
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How so? |
Jim Gordon: Hamas has to come back.
Hamas: What if he doesn't exist any more? Jim Gordon: He must... He must.. http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/522/60872589.jpg And out of curiosity, could someone photoshop a Pioli Bane? |
Change the banner to MOTHER**** YOU SCOTT PIOLI?
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We need all four horsemen
Unite Us... |
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BatHamas will return from the lazarus pit and confront Pioli on the steps of Arrowhead as Chiefs fans fight Patriots fans in a mass battle.
Pioli and BatHamas will have an epic fistfight, with BatHamas finally punching Pioli's Patriot Way mask off. At the last second, BatHamas is stabbed in the stomach by Romeo Crennel. As Pioli is about to ban a weakened BatHamas from Arrowhead forever, the door kicks open and Pioli is blown away by a blast from Kent Babb, riding the DrafturbatorPod. BatHamas, Kent Babb and Clark Hunt confer on how to defuse the Atomic Cassel Bomb threatening Kansas City. The timer is counting down. BatHamas attaches the Atomic Cassel Bomb to his Drafturbator Wing and carries it out to sea, where it explodes in a blinding flash of light, killing BatHamas but saving Kansas City. The city mourns and erects a statue of BatHamas. I cry openly at BatHamas' grave. Later I go on vacation and spot BatHamas lunching with Kent Babb. He smiles and nods. Heroic music plays and we cut to credits. |
He's the hero Kansas City deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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Fitting that the Cassel era would end with another bomb hitting off target.
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Cut the blue wire!! |
That year should be coming to an end soon.
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I look forward to his return. He would be an asset in these dark times.
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Hamas has it made.
Why would he want to come back here? He has already stated, re-stated, and over-stated what precious few of us knew and what most are finally realizing. Why bitch just to bitch? He is free, so let the man be free. |
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ha run batman
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Bump- we will not forget.
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Relevant bump.
Get the hell in here, 'Hamas'. The rest of your sentence has been commuted. Nobody is going to say word one to you about being a welcher. Well, maybe Reerun, but nobody gives a shit what he says, anyway. We need you not only to light up Pioli and the horseshit at Arrowhead, but to unleash holy hell on Pinkel and his minions at Mizzou. |
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'Hamas' assured me he will address us, via The Mouth of HamaSauron if Pioli is fired before his sentence is up.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._of_Sauron.jpg |
Well there is 44 days left since until his year is up.
Will Pioli get fired before Hamas comes back? |
Give up on Hamas, he obviously has more pressing concerns than arguing with the planet right now, iirc.
We'll have to make do with Wendler... |
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