I'd ditch the parentheses on the sacks, just say 46 sacks, people can do math

Fixed

Cassel could beat you up!!!

change "gives up more than" to "allows over"

makes the line a little shorter

Fixed

Can we order that, then?

That place is more expensive than other places. If you single order a shirt....it's $28 before shipping and tax.

But yeah....you should be able to order one of those right now....I believe.

I would probably wait though......if I can find somewhere cheaper....I'll do it there.

How do his dick taste?

That'll look great with my zubaz

Does it come in red? I'd really want red instead of white...

Why was Darth banned again?

I've been commissioned to draft another document detailing our desire to secede from the State of Pioli in which we now live.

Anyone got suggestions for another historical document/speech with which to frame the evidence?

http://www.lsjunction.com/docs/tdoi.htm

This might work