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eDave

06-01-2016 08:53 PM

Kansas Lawyers?

I could really use one who can help me out with something in Ellsworth, KS. Please let me know...

Rain Man

06-01-2016 08:56 PM

I'm not a lawyer, but I would suggest throwing the gun in a lake.

DenverChief

06-01-2016 08:59 PM

Stop breaking the law asshole!!!!

:D

TribalElder

06-01-2016 09:01 PM

Don't take Colorado flowers into Kansas

DaFace

06-01-2016 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 12256560)

Don't take Colorado flowers into Kansas

PLEASE tell me you didn't do this.

Hog's Gone Fishin

06-01-2016 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 12256546)

I'm not a lawyer, but I would suggest throwing the gun in a lake.

As well as the body !

Bowser

06-01-2016 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 12256560)

Don't take Colorado flowers into Kansas

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 12256577)

PLEASE tell me you didn't do this.

Well if he did, he made it about halfway through the state before the smoke rolling out of his windows alerted law enforcement.

http://pics2.city-data.com/city/maps4/frs66.png

Pablo

06-01-2016 09:12 PM

Pull off the highway when you saw the check point sign?

Bowser

06-01-2016 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 12256585)

Pull off the highway when you saw the check point sign?

Holy shit, you might have nailed it. Don't they always have one of those just past Manhattan eastbound in an attempt to nail college students? They set up a police strobe at the top of the next hill and people get off the highway to go under a bridge to head the other way, but lookeethere, cops!

cosmo20002

06-01-2016 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12256579)

As well as the body !

Is it true that you can feed a human body to pigs to dispose of it, bones and all? A friend is asking.

Simply Red

06-01-2016 09:28 PM

good luck Dave!

Fish	06-01-2016 09:31 PM

No, you cannot marry your first cousin. Even in Kansas.

You're welcome.

Simply Red

06-01-2016 09:34 PM

I've been thinking about u - smoking this bowl bud!

Bowser

06-01-2016 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 12256602)

Is it true that you can feed a human body to pigs to dispose of it, bones and all? A friend is asking.

Do you know what "Nemesis" means?

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stumppy

06-01-2016 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 12256602)

Is it true that you can feed a human body to pigs to dispose of it, bones and all? A friend is asking.

You gotta go back and get rid of the digested teeth.

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