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Stanley Nickels 04-06-2013 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9561134)
Being a Missouri fan has finally taken its toll on you, huh?

This hangover is a breeze compared to post-UConn '09

In58men 04-06-2013 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9561143)
You already ****ed up, but you should do this in this order.

1. Stick your fingers down your throat and make sure you get it all out
2. Rinse out your mouth
3. Eggs and bacon
4. Smoke a bowl

You'll feel better in 20 minutes.

Not trying to bullshit, but I did hear that grease somehow soothes the stomach from a hangover. True story.

Rasputin 04-06-2013 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9561100)
Does coffee count?

Actually no, coffee would dehydrate you & not help any. It's a myth that coffee helps.

Spicy McHaggis 04-06-2013 09:20 AM

Lemon-Lime gatorade pretty much all day. Drink some coffee. Get a burger. Take a shower.

Ceej 04-06-2013 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9561151)
This hangover is a breeze compared to post-UConn '09

Prayers sent.

Brendan08901 04-06-2013 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9561075)
I'm hungover as ****, and I'm probably still drunk. My stomach is made of mush, my head is squeezing what little brain I have, and my eyes feel like they're floating in vodka.

****. Me.

Bloody Mary. The tomato juice will help settle your stomach and the vodka will help buffer coming off the alcohol. Also avoid any caffeine 'cause that'll just dehydrate you more.

Gonzo 04-06-2013 09:32 AM

Take 3 ibuprofen, drink the Gatorade, biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs.
Nap
High colonic

Demonpenz 04-06-2013 09:53 AM

Warm Bath...warm shower maybe

Johnny Vegas 04-06-2013 09:54 AM

here you go

http://homecookingmemories.com/wp-co...en-Waffles.jpg

OrtonsPiercedTaint 04-06-2013 10:01 AM

I think the professionals prefer Wild Irsh Rose or Maddog 20/20 under an underpass.

Saccopoo 04-06-2013 10:04 AM

Funny.

I haven't has alcohol in three weeks and an energy drink in five and I've dreamed of taking shits like I'm doing now for years.

Things of beauty.

And I feel fantastic. I am able to form and use multi-syllable words, have rational thoughts and function at a high level all day long.

Who knew?

unlurking 04-06-2013 10:28 AM

Anybody else watch the video just to make sure they weren't in it?

Mrs. Loopner 04-06-2013 10:38 AM

Go out to your car, open the door, insert entire hand or fingers of your choice, slam door hard.

That'll take your mind off of your hangover, at least for a little while anyway.

BlackHelicopters 04-06-2013 10:39 AM

Eat an entire bag of Oreos.

Simply Red 04-06-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caligula (Post 9561126)
wake and bake



http://i.imgur.com/lVJwsuQ.gif


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