*****Official Royals vs Los Angels of Anaheim of the state of California 5/13/13*****
 

Time for a new series and new mojo! I ran out of words in the title so I cut out Angeles. The Angles have been struggling all year although they are looking to sweep the White Sox in Sunday night baseball in 30 minutes. They also lost 2 of 3 from the Astros this week. For those that can watch tonight, do some scouting tonight and call Ned with tips. He loves tips....

I am taking my first thread of the year with Mendoza on the mound and I couldn't be happier. We will win this game, for those who can stay up and watch it given the late west coast time.

KC: Mendoza (0-2, 6.38 ERA)
LA: Blanton (0-6, 5.66 ERA)

Angels Leaders:
Batting Avg: Howie Kendrick .296
Home Runs: Mark Trumbo 9
RBIs: Mark Trumbo 26
OBP: Mike Trout .351
Hits: Mike Trout 43

KC
Batting Avg: Alex Gordon .320
Home Runs: Alex Gordon 6
RBIs: Alex Gordon 28
OBP: Lorenzo Cain .378
Hits: Alex Gordon 47


First Pitch 10:05 pm Eastern.

Way to go! Go Royals!

In

**** yeah.

Get it girl!!

Slumpbuster

Two girl callouts in one weekend? Damn, I suck....

Aren't those sluts you usually find at the bar during a dry spell?

I seriously hope they show some life on the road. The offense is the main issue and there doesn't look like the end to futility is in sight

Agreed.

I need your address to send you those pink thongs you threatened my life for.

The shmedium ones?

Hey, if you still want one of the biggest disappointments on this team, hit me up.

If not, I will wait until the season is over and just burn it.

Gotta get the sweep to get be into the race for the division. Let's go Royals!!!

Screw Gamecast. I'll be there in person. If we lose, you can pin it on me. I'll be there early for BP and ready to cheer our boys on.

I think you forgot "in the United States on the continent of North America on planet Earth" in the title.

"of the Galaxy of The Milky Way of the Universe."