***Official Random Thoughts Thread 2.0***
 

Hey all, version 2 of this one. We had over 6,000 replies on the old one.
So... Go forth and random thought.

I wonder if James Earl Jones was a boxers or briefs guy.

First in

NOT

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Pimp squad hold it down baby

So... Apparently I scratched my eye a couple weeks ago. It was irritated for about a week and sore. I woke up three days ago with what looked like a black eye. I mean I seriously looked like Stallone in Rocky 2 after fighting Apollo again.
I went to the doc and of course... Infection.
My lower lid is blue, swollen to shit and gross. Every morning I wake up nearly blind in said eye. It clears up in a few minutes but stays swollen.
Doc gave me antibiotic eye drops. Not working for shit.
I'm now in Wyoming about to go rifle hunting for antelope. I'm hoping to be a me to see thru the scope for **** sake.

I wonder if Demonpenz ever did some break dancing to "jam on it" back in the day?

Sorry dude, eye injuries suck, just when you think its good, wake up two months later, just to rip it open again and start all over, been there. Are you in the headache stage with one I open, cant see out your good eye and your nose running all over the place?

Just irritated and a bit of light sensitivity.

Revenge of Lumpy?

I'd fart on my ex's pillow.

I bet the Chiefs are jelly of the royals

Nah, it only helps the Chiefs IMHO !!

I wonder why why why would I (or anyone else for that matter) look upon and open Pandora's box known as the Nope, Nope, Noppity, Nope thread.


I know bad things are in there and yet I look anyways. Why?

Shit I could live in here.

Nachos.

Every time you say jelly in place of jealous a cat gets raped in Africa.


By Clay.

You ever zebra stripe it?

When I went to high school I played football with the son of a coach. He had a sister who was a year older and went off to school to become a dentist. Last I heard she got syphillis in her eye.

Point is could it be eye syphillis?

Is there such a thing? I'm serious here.

Mud turd.

**** you Seattle

do you think if the royals get a parade in their honor this year it will be mandatory for all chiefs players to attend?

Should be. I mean, it would be nice for them to see what winning is like.

I DON'T KNOW MAYBE YOU SHOULD START A THREAD ABOUT IT

DON'T TEMPT ME!

Bacon wrapped prawns...

I AM BUYING THAT DALLAS HAS MAGICALLY TURNED IT AROUND!/ said no one with 1/2 a ****ing brain.

The wife has 3 kidney stones and in hospital and no time of passing them soon.

Part 2 this is starting/sounding into.

The New England Patriots head coach once pressured All-Pro tight end Tony Gonzalez into performing menial tasks during a Pro Bowl. Joe Posnanski explained in his incredible “Everyone’s got a Bill Belichick story” feature. Gonzalez took it easy on a kickoff and failed to block anyone during the Pro Bowl. Belichick was none too pleased and cursed him out on the sideline. “Why don’t you (bleeping) block somebody, Gonzalez,” Belichick said. On his next special teams snap, Gonzalez went all out and “absolutely mashed the defender.”

Read more at: http://nesn.com/2014/12/tony-gonzale...-the-pro-bowl/

Why the **** did Tarzan never have a ****ing beard?

That bugs the shit out of me.

I should have my tires rotated when I get the oil changed :hmmm:

I can't look at a band aids without thinking of aids.

The word aid has been hijacked.

Giving aid to third world African countries doesn't seem good anymore because they already have it.

No, **** YOU Omaha!

Which came first poop or s#$%?

Hashtags are ****ing stupid. I can't wait for the EMP to hit. With the amount of firepower and survival knowledge I have, I'll be the new Bill Gates and internet douchebags will bow down to their redneck overlords.

My oldest dog lived another day. After the wife spent about $600 on Vet bills over the past week. Not my money. She is about 13 years old.

Old friends are hard to replace. Hope she has many more.

hashtag effing rule, bro!!!

#sorrynotsorry.

;)

I wish fantasy football and daily fantasy would go away. So sick of entire segments of shows, or entire shows themselves, dedicated to ****ing fantasy football

I feel I deserve more than a: "That's nice. Try not to get blood on the garage floor." when I bring a deer home. I just brought meat home for the entire family, woman. Without me you'd starve to death.

#NoHomo

You have a rifle.
The solution to your infection problem is in your hands.

He has a knife.

The better question is how the hell Superman gets a shave and haircut?

LMAO

he uses his heat vision with a mirror.

#comicbookdork.

The bubble guts are no ****ing joke. I'm in some serious pain over here.

I know the 1 dollar crunchwrap sliders from Taco Bell are tempting next time say no

Man, it ain't even that. Some virus is going around. I got it from my kid.

Well I'm praying for ya....

I had to run an errand tonight and I stopped by the local 7/11 to pick up a few things. I got out of my car and there was a couple standing by the big cement ashcan. It was a boy and girl in their early 20's. I had never seen them before. We had this very short conversation as I walked by them:

Him: Hey, did you hear about the monkeys?

Me: What monkeys?

Him: Two monkeys escaped from the Sacramento zoo.

Me: Meh. Well that's over two hours South of here. And that's if the monkeys can drive.

Him. Yeah. True.

I went on in and got my stuff. They were gone when I came out, I continued on with my errand. A few minutes later it struck me that this was a very odd conversation. Especially with someone that I'd never met before.

On a whim I ate a package of corn on the cob last week. It was four of them split into eight pieces. I ate the entire package because I was craving them. The next day I shit something that looked like a very well made beef stew. Smelled horrible though.

So for the last few months a certain credit card company has been sending me applications in the mail. Seven in the last three months. I got one today that tells you to go to their site and punch your info in. So I went online and I put "Unemployed Cocksmith" under occupation thinking that would be the end of it. I was just approved for a 2K starting credit line and the card should arrive in seven to ten days. Son of a bitch.

Also I ate another package of corn today. Damn, I am getting way too into corn for some reason.

I'm sick, and it ****ing sucks.

Not watching the Cheater bowl this weekend and damn fine with that decision

Two monkeys escaped from the zoo in Sac?

My daughter says corn is in EVERYTHING. My wife says corn is bad for your colon. I love corn on the cob, but damn I hate picking it out of my teeth for days. You ever had deep fried corn on the cob? There used to be a restaraunt called Black Eyed Pea in St Louis, they had some bomb ass fried corn on the cob. Was coated in seasonings. Damn I'm hungry.

I wonder what Inmen is doing today?? Being dumb and childish??

ate at Burger King for lunch the other day (had to get out of the office..needed a break). I ordered a double cheese burger and rodeo cheeseburger (for $3.20, thank you). The manager asked for my name, and I gave it to her.

After about a 5 minute wait, if that, I hear ".....Hot 'n Ready for Dayze"?. I laughed my balls off inside of my head. After hearing other orders called out, I think she meant to say "Hot 'n Fresh for Dayze"?......which would've made me laugh as well.

in my head, all I thought of was going up to the counter like
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My wife and I were eating somewhere (can't even remember where anymore) years ago. My wife got a salad, and an older lady who was behind the girl taking our order said "want me to toss your salad for you?" Omg, my wife and I looked at each other trying hard (but failing) not to laugh. When she could my wife says sure. Then the girl taking our order says, is she gonna toss your salad for you and smiles. I think the old lady was oblivious to the meaning, but the girl at the counter knew.

I think Listo is stoned.

when stuff like that happens to us, either my wife or I will look at the other one and whisper under their breath "Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya"...in reference to Dumb and Dumber when their at the Inferno Diner and they're trying to get the big guy to eat his burger they rigged with spicy peppers. Lloyd asks the question as he's trying his damnedest not to laugh.....and that's how we feel.

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Before work this morning I bought an Arizona tea. 1.05 with tax paid with 2 quarters 5 dimes and a nickel and the lady let out this sigh like I just dumped a **** ton of pennies on the counter. Stupid bitch

That's what the kid at 7/11 said.

Huh. That does sound interesting. I have another package in the freezer. I may have to try this.

What, did you guys start some sort of sobriety requirement for Chiefs Plant or something? Uppity mother ****ers. I'm stone cold sober by the way. Have been for days.

CP trying to clean up their image

I hate Big CP.

Getting all corporate and shit.

I should PM Bob Dole about this...

Monarch butterflies take 4 generations to complete their migration from Mexico to Canada and back. The first 3 generations move north and only live about a month. The 4th generation makes the entire trip south and lives 9 months.

My wife has got some hot feet.

Rex, that you?

Midgets.

Sounds like him.

DAP

You walking ok?