PornHub's rejected Super Bowl ad.
 

Literally LOL'd.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/porn...-super-bowl-ad

That is great.

Gross

I had no idea that those people were Pornhub's targeted demographic.

ROFL

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Yeah, we can't acknowledge the word "Porn" on public US television. Think of the delicate sensibilities! I mean yeah... everybody except 9 people in the entire US actively watches porn, and most movies, prime time TV, and commercials are so overly sexualized that they could be confused with actual porn. But putting the word on TV? Shudder.....

America is so ****ed up.......

Joe Flacco said "reeruned" and that's worse!

WOW lol

maybe i'm missing something, but i didn't see the name pornhub on there at all. the clip i watched was 20 seconds. am i missing part of the ad?

on an off topic, remember the 1st few bud bowl commercials...

Try watching it to the end.

no wonder it was rejected. we know you got yer wiener out dude.
it's quite obvious he's jacking it in San Diego.
DUH! :D

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xhNneU5shTs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

still not seeing anything... oh well, i'm sure its just my connection or something.

edit: never mind, went to youtube and found it... still not anything offensive.

0:16-0:20 :spock:

Brillant PR stragety by PornHub there. They knew damn well they weren't going to get a Super Bowl ad instead they get this buzz.

replaced with another "proudly saluting US military" commercial.

I wonder what those people were thinking about in the ad. I'm envisioning something along the lines of Eyes Wide Shut.

We've already seen nipple at the Super Bowl.

THATS WHY CBS IS GAY!!

great, they better upgrade their server so my stream doesn't slow down mid jack...

ya, i saw that part on youtube. when i followed the link here, it cut off that last second where it said "pornhub." not sure why....

Seems several companies do this every year. They know they aren't going to be accepted, so they issue a press release saying "the Super Bowl rejected this ad!" Yahoo or whoever runs with it, and they get a million hits.

LMAO

Seriously.

Lola...
La La La La
Lola....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...m_hp_ref=crime

watching cbs anytime after 6pm where every frickin commercial is about a guy that can't get it up or a women bleeding is ok though..

you try explaining to a 5 year old what do they mean when an "election" lasts more than 4 hours? (yes that is what she said...election...thank god..)

Agreed. But does that mean that pornhub.com is OK to advertise too? I was pissed at the "wardrobe malfunction" back in the day cuz my kids were in grade school.

Just because lots of people use porn doesn't mean it's OK to advertise it. Well, it's OK to advertise and it's OK for CBS to decide not to.

Agreed on some of the other shit they DO advertise though.

:LOL:

In all seriousness, how do you explain stuff like that? Does it change if they're 5 or 8 or 11 years old? I have no kids, so I'm curious what you say.

I never even thought about it until recently when my 8 year old started watching tv with me more.

I actually get so pissed now.. the next time you are watching evening news or something on network tv after 5 or 6 pay attention to how many erection commercials come on..

I will cover the birds and the bees at some point but my kids can't watch spongeboob their whole life...

I hear the arguments about just drawing a diagram and saying "Here's how everything works," and it seems refreshingly honest. I had to learn about sex from hearing the hoodlums talk about it on the back of the school bus. But at the same time I can see where it would spark a curiosity that might not be appropriate for a child. Tough call.

Like I said, I don't have kids, but I've thought about it sometimes when a show like 2 1/2 Men is on. Or 80 percent of other shows these days, for that matter. At least the commercials are for medications, but some of the jokes and plot lines on today's television are far past the line for family fare.

Now, to completely contradict myself, I'll note a couple of funny things I saw on TV the other day, while at the same time being surprised that they made it onto the air. I'm a fan of "My Name Is Earl", and they're always slipping through things that make my jaw drop. The most overt one on an episode I saw last week was one where Earl's new wife came home for a romantic evening. She asked him about edible underwear flavors (he nixed chocolate), but then she reached into a shopping bag, smiled real big, and pulled out a pair of handcuffs and .... a bunch of carrots.

A bunch of carrots? Wow.

In the same episode, he was talking about seducing Amish women (or at least the local version of them). It was actually pretty funny, because the scene broke to a rhythmically shaking van and Earl's voiceover saying something like, "Even without land, a good farmer will find something to plow."

My goodness.

That show got away with as much as any show I've ever seen.

yeah tv wise if we are watching tv together it is a cooking show or that fat blob that stuffs his face (soon to have a heartattack) with crazy food challenges..M vs F...

Other than that they watch age appr. tv.

As a kid I never got the speech and also learned on the bus!

Huh? Wut? Who the hell watches anything to do with porn all the way til the end? Scene 1...... :whackit: ......off to do something else now.

I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.

Seriously...

LOL this is the most stupid crap on the face of the planet. I'm glad they rejected that smut. You'd have children googling that crap wondering wtf it is. JFC.

The money shot dude. Especially if the chick is average in the face department. That improves her visage ten fold.

or you can just wait til houstonwhodat posts a thread with lots of hott chixxx pixxx!!!!! #hornyboner

Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...

yup that old lady did it for me in about 1.7 seconds I'm easy.

Seriously, unlike most of the adult population kids know how to use google search.

my god I probably wouldn't have had a girlfriend 3 years of high school if porn was easy to get back then as it is today

And I wouldn't have a girlfriend today if ass was as easy to get as it was in high school.

Good thing GoDaddy will have a commercial featuring a good ol' Danica Patrick striptease instead!

/Murica'

That's unfortunately true but also the reason why they don't need a Super Bowl ad ENCOURAGING them to check out a porn site. Let's not pour gasoline on a fire already raging. If you have a young one like me I can't see how you could possibly be cool with this. Good for the NFL for passing on it.

Why anyone would be against that is beyond me...