Hanging Out In Your Driveway/Garage
 

We have some new neighbors. To be blunt, they don't exactly fit in to our neighborhood. The are displaying some anomalous behavior, such as sitting in lawn chairs just inside their garage. Why would they want to do that? They have a backyard, and a rather nice deck and lawn upon which to place said lawn chairs. What's so fascinating about the front? Don't they want some privacy?

Yesterday, these people inflated some kind of pool thing, filled it with water and all got inside of the pool. Again, on the driveway. Why?

Also, at present count, there are four people living in the home. Yet, they have six vehicles. Why?

I think that you should be more accepting of their culture.

When I was a teen my friends and I always hung out in the garage. We did a lot of drinking/pot smoking in there.

Gas sniffers.

Ask no questions. Light no matches.

FAX

They don't fit into your neighborhood because they inflate a pool on their property, and sit in their garage?

Yes, that is correct.

That's me and my family.

We're trying to lower the property value of your neighborhood so that the rest of our trailer thrash friends can afford to move there.

Sounds like a personal problem.

It's not personal at all. It's simply anomalous, as I said.

Perhaps you and the missus should go introduce yourselves. If you're lucky they will invite you into their inflatable water device and you can have wild kinky escapades with the new neighbors. If they don't then organize a neighbor HOA and kick their 4 collective asses and 6 cars out.

Heh. Our next door neighbor, who has perhaps the most perfectly shaped breasts, called my wife today to go over the HOA violations that she sees. Should be a fun summer.

Our HOA group puts the Gestapo to shame.

You know folks used to sit on the front porch and converse with folks as they strolled by.

Then came the suburbs, and everything started to go to hell in a hand basket.

Sounds less than normal perhaps but could be much worse IMO. I chill in my garage while Im grilling alot and don't feel too odd doing that. If the neighbors don't like it they can kiss my.... you get the idea.

I forgot to add that you would immediately come on-line upon completion or said activities and describe in detail (with pictures of course) your debauchery.

Sounds like a fun group.