2013 Douche of the Year Poll - Round 1 - The Midnight Vulture Region
 

Nice mix of perennial favorites and promising n00bs in this Region.

Field of 15 - Top 4 advance to the Douchy Not-So-Sweet 16. Vote for as many douches as you'd like.

The poll will close in 24 hours.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

ADVANCING TO ROUND TWO

Knowmo
Wickedson
Zach
L.A. Chieffan

You should put me in there for honorable mention in the final poll just sayin


**** you btw

Penbrook. Not even close. The only thing he does is come here and say how he guarantees the Chiefs take Geno. What a douche.

I'd like to vote for Knowmo but I don't know if I've even seen him. I just know he must have a huge dick because people compare me to him.

How the **** is O.city on this list? Dude is one of the nicest posters on the board.

Other winners attempting to cross-contaminate a new region. Very douchy.

There should be an horrible mention douche bag who gets in

I bet I can win this thing. Who here wants Cassel back? I sure in the **** do

You're already in, douche!

For the final poll?

For Round 2.

The top three move on from each region, douche.

**** yeah. You can all suck my cock.



If you like Rape vote Inmem

I voted for myself.



$25,000 CC monies for my votes.

No way I can compete against Knowmo & Wickedson.


I will up the votes for me to $50,000.00 CC money

You only need top 3 to move on you stupid bundle of sticks.

Toss in two weeping vagina's & a dead squirrel & ya got a deal.

Pics of my fiancée being offered

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Does this work for you?

Now come on peeps I'm prepared to up the vote Ccash to 100k.


Bring on the votes.

Dickheadson Knowmo and L.A. Chieffan for his loving support of Casshole should finish in the top 4.

Wickedson, Chiefshrink and Richar Cuckold are certainly douchebags of the highest order.. But in this heat, I will only cast one vote. He is the most deserviest of all deserviers.

KnowMo.

I can't even buy enough votes to compete against those guys.


Ok who do I owe that voted for me?


Maybe I will up the next 10 votes for me to $200K Ccash.?

I like rape

I did

Just more vinegar and water. Nothing to see here.

I LIED :moon:


<--------------DOUCHE

Do you want votes or do you want us all to vomit?

Weak region is weak. Only went Chiefshrink, LA Chieffan and Mother ****er Jones.

Clown Smile (Death Warmed Over)

He posted a pic of her somewhere before and she ain't bad! I suggest we take this offer. And by we, I mean me....

About all you can do is die around here.

Are you kidding me?

Knowmo, LA dumbshit, Mother ****er Jones, "date a black girl" guy, chiefshrink, and Killer Clown, the extreme religious guy who's deaf to reason and smug about it.

Weak region????

Aren't these two one in the same?

****, I missed Knowmo. That guy is a real tool.

Who is the extreme religious guy?

Even then, it doesn't add up to the other regions, IMO

Midnight Douche was the greatest, most douchiest, douche-tastic douche of all douchy douches.

Kind of feel like you're trying to campaign for DOTY in these threads.

Autumn Fart was quite the douche as well.

This region rocks, it has some Grade A number one douches.

Like a racist pig, a couple of left wing nut jobs, and a donk fan that sucked off Elway. Not sure how KC Tattoo got in there or O.city.

I wish you all good luck and may the best douche win.

I've just seen his dumb takes on sports. I was talking about Killer because he posts really dumb "science" shit in DC about cures for cancer and it's annoying.

I don't mind those who are religious either, but telling people they'll go to hell for this and that is lame.

Kinda feel like ur campaigning fer douche of the year.

/Blaise

Oh ****, I have seen some of his nutty religious posts but didn't put the name to the post. I almost feel bad he has so much faith in some of that shit.

Can someone reset my vote, I ****ed up this region by leaving two douches out of the mix?!

Because I nominated everyone that was logged in that day for the nominations and General Douchemaster took that as a nomination for me. Awesome doucheness right there.

Well, I kind of feel left out.

Thanks. :D

If Knowmo doesn't win this whole thing, something is seriously wrong.

No, see, it involves being a douche.

Adopt a douchey internet persona. It works for Hootie, and he's convinced he's witty now. You get attention and a false sense of confidence.

Just a thought :shrug:

(SEE BLAISE, I'M NOT DOUCHEY. I HELP PEOPLE)

Ah, now I see. That was extremely specific and informative. Thanks.

See to honor you I'm trying to get more votes but look at all these douchebags you put me with I'm calling shinanigans. I can't get even get enough votes by lying to the peeps that I would buy their votes. That's being a douche all right.

You're welcome. Best of luck. I doubt you'll win this year, but seems like you're on your way for 2014.

Zoccermom is hanging in there

You obviously don't spend much time in DC.

Don't start now. That place is a ****ing cesspool. They even have threads about it.

Oh jee wonder why?

"They"? You're part of it.

I spent a little time there. Enough to never wanna go back lol. But as much as I really don't care for politically austere individuals, a fanatical Bronco homer on a Chiefs board takes the cake for me.

You're better off. It's like how the Joker described Gotham City - "Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else."

Is this the last regional? This is taking for ****ing ever. I want my prize.

I usually don't like voting in these polls because I pretty much like everyone on here and don't take anything too seriously. but, I voted Wikedson. Simply from the standpoint of his stance on guns. That's it. I'm sure he's a good dude etc. But if I had to vote, that would be it.

Shut up, douche!

Ban all guns am I right?

In all the time he's been here, he has never demonstrated a single redeeming quality.

"Some men just want to watch the DC board burn" - Icarus Pennyworth

You still hound his ass or is that over with.

Oh hell no.

I just noticed, but who is Mr. Pink? Never heard of him. Is this him? :Pinky: Does he have his own smile face? That is douche if he does.

:hmmm:

DC is a shit hole.

He's got some sort of Buschemi Reservoir Dogs avatar, I think. I don't believe I've ever interacted with him.

If somebody got nominated, I put them on the list.

Beaker fans won't even accept him for his arrogance. That tells you something

I don't know.. Dickheadson is a real clown.

All of them.

I like Knowmo. I think it's ****ing hilarious how he trolls the hell out of the idiots on this board.

used to be KCSporting IIRC. Good poster IMO.

His douchery just became a novelty here over time. That's cool. I get it.

That makes... one of you.

I actually don't think KnowMo is a bad dude. He's bearable in the Media Center.

He just gets my vote because he's a Donkey lover and he leaves the remnants of Elway's semen on his chin in every Lounge thread he enters.

I feel like penbrook would be getting more votes if he hadn't moved his Geno reerunedness over to ArrowheadPride.

That you know this (meaning you also hang out at AP), signifies your douchetacularness. You are like a stalker douche. I'm pretty much thinking you might have this whole thing already wrapped up.

I'm predicting a landslide with Cockmon destroying the field.

I feel like no one pays attention to your posts because you're nothing more than an annoying little shit who tries to stir the pot for attention.