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I hate the internet - Thanksgiving Edition (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=266935)

OnTheWarpath15

11-21-2012 08:48 PM

Just found an app on Butterball's website, it's saying 3.5-4.

My favorite grilling/BBQ website has an entire page dedicated to turkey, and it is saying 3-3.5.

I'm gonna plan on 3.5-4 hours. And I think I'm gonna start a shade early just in case, and resort to using a cambro if it's done early.

DeezNutz

11-21-2012 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9140315)

Don't eat it too early....you'll get worms.

cdcox is pissed, but his wife has a retort.

Johnny Vegas

11-21-2012 08:56 PM

Just remember that the ideal time is 15 minutes per pound. Some people even preach 20 minutes per pound.

Dayze

11-21-2012 08:58 PM

Don't listen to Johnny Vegas...he doesn't know shit.

It's 3 minutes per pound.

DeezNutz

11-21-2012 08:59 PM

It's five minutes per pound; these ****ing True Fans don't know shit.

Johnny Vegas

11-21-2012 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9140436)

Don't listen to Johnny Vegas...he doesn't know shit.

It's 3 minutes per pound.

Yep three minutes per pound in the microwave. :thumb:

Dayze

11-21-2012 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 9140445)

Yep three minutes per pound in the microwave. :thumb:

and leave it uncovered. That's what makes it juicy.

Johnny Vegas

11-21-2012 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9140450)

and leave it uncovered. That's what makes it juicy.

I think the trick was leaving a can of Budweiser with the bird in the microwave. Explosion of juices.

Easy 6

11-21-2012 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9140436)

Don't listen to Johnny Vegas...he doesn't know shit.

It's 3 minutes per pound.

LMAO

Dayze

11-21-2012 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 9140456)

I think the trick was leaving a can of Budweiser with the bird in the microwave. Explosion of juices.

I see what you did there

Johnny Vegas

11-21-2012 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9140441)

It's five minutes per pound; these ****ing True Fans don't know shit.

If I didn't know any better it sounds like a black Friday deal in London at the local peep show theatre.

Bowser

11-21-2012 09:10 PM

Come to ChiefsPlanet for advice on cooking Thanksgiving turkey, end up eating take out Chinese.

Sounds about right.

Easy 6

11-21-2012 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9140407)

Yeah, I'm curious. I'll report back and how they turn out.

BEST CASE - Nom Nom Yummy, fall asleep drooling on self
WORST CASE - Combination of jalapenos and deviled egg stuff (not to mention the rest of Thanksgiving fare) sends intestines into spastic shock, turning tomorrow into a story that starts "Remember the year Bowser barely made it to the toilet on time?" "Yeah. We had to freaking leave! I was scared for his health!"

I'm going to go ahead and call NOM NOM right now.

The stuffing and all of the other goodies in your gut will soak up the japs.

OnTheWarpath15

11-21-2012 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9140463)

Come to ChiefsPlanet for advice on cooking Thanksgiving turkey, end up eating take out Chinese.

Sounds about right.

If all else fails, I'll drink my dinner.

New bottle of Laphroaig 18 year, new bottle of Black Maple Hill bourbon, a case of Tank 7 and a half case of Bell's Two Hearted Ale.

I think I'm set.

Dayze

11-21-2012 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9140463)

Come to ChiefsPlanet for advice on cooking Thanksgiving turkey, end up eating take out Chinese.

Sounds about right.

lol. no shit.

Don't trust CP for anything except antifreeze advice.

oh...and AIDS.

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