Knowmo's Homer Thread
 

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Some men welch to talk to their friends. Some men welch because they're crazy.

You welch because you troll.

Go **** yourself.

Do not understand.

Ha ha Alex Smith sucks

Alex Smith for Mayor of KC.

I don't understand the Vikings rating. They made a crap ton of upgrades in the offsason, if you just factor in what they did on the defense alone, but when you factor in they brought in Greg Jennings, and drafted Cordarrelle Patterson.

I guess its the Ponder stigma. Which is really weird. I think they have a great chance of beating the Packers in the playoffs last year if their qb wasn't named JOE WEBB.

They reported on NFLnet AM that Geno Smith has yet to throw an INT in camp and is out shining Mr. Dirty Sanchez.

sweet. we're in the top 25. we're defintely getting a bowl game.

Prisco has the Jets at 30th, mentioning that Geno hasn't looked that hot in training camp...:shrug:

Anyone who puts Denver over San Fran and Seattle are fully ****ing brain dead.

Prisco has the ****ing Donks as his #1 team.

This...

Yeah. Made me chuckle.

Isn't their backup who Matt Cassell? Think that could be it

Awesome.

LMAO

FYP.

Eh Patriots are in turmoil but they still have Tom Brady and BB and Tom Brady hasn't suffered from a broken neck in his career.

I think the Bengals are going make a good push in the playoffs this year.

Yeah, some crappy bowl like the CheifsPlanet.com Bowl

I'd move the Colts up higher on the list with Andrew Luck as the QB.

I read earlier baldinger said Geno has done well getting in and out of the huddle and has a quick release but he's floated a few passes and his conditioning is really bad.

The St. Joseph .500 Classic

Obligatory Toilet Bowl

The McCloud Bowl; to be held in the stadium in Dan's backyard.

Enjoy your preseason power rankings #1 banner.

you must be happy as ****


have you purchased your Geno jersey yet? Sent him a pair of your silk panties?

No I'm not happy. He isn't wearing a Chiefs jersey so no I wouldn't go buy a Geno Jets jersey. I'd like him to suck actually so I don't have to get pissed off even more for the Chiefs not drafting him.

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then stop trying to depress me by saying good things about him

But there is too much talent on this roster ROFL Seriously? What a buffoon.

I thought this stupid ****ing donko dropping was banned? Why is he allowed to start threads?
This thing is stupid Broncos #1 ROFL
Patriots at #4 ROFL
Bengals at #7 ROFL
SB Champs at #8 behind a division foe ROFL
I don't need to go any further. Prisco doesn't know jack or shit.

btw 24 is about right for us considering we only won 2 games last year


If we start winning games convincingly we will jump up fast

I agree. Everyone knows the team could be dangerous though with all the talent, but they'll have to earn that respect.

The Bengals have the potential to go deep in the playoffs this year. They're loaded with talent and have a deep roster. Jay Gruden and Mike Zimmer are very, very good coordinators.

Prisco's been pimping Denver this entire off-season, so it's no surprise he has them at number one. The Ravens lost Pitta and traded Boldin, in addition to losing Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Dannell Ellerbe.

Dalton won't lead them anywhere.

The Afc is much weaker than the NFC. The nfc is going to beat the hell out of each other. I agree with them being number one for now. Who do they have to compete with in the AFC?
The ravens lost far too much including both of Flaccos clutch targets in Pitta, and Boldin, they also lost LEwis, and Reed, meanwhile the Bengals added a ton of talent in Gio Bernard, and Tyler Eifert. The bengals on paper are far better than the Ravens. I agree about the Pats......
Yup. If the Chiefs start 2-0 which is conceivable, then they will be a top 15 team.
Meh. Their defense is good enough that if Dalton just throws jump balls to aj green, and doesn't turn it over, they can get a bye in the AFC.

your detailed & unique point is detailed & unique.

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Why not?

So, you don't like Ryan, but Dalton who's been embarrasing bad in the playoffs is going to lead his team on a run.....ohhhh k

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he's not the next Rodgers/Brady/Manning/Brees so he ain't shit.

I thought he played with composure and showed some good accuracy last season.

He's not even a Matt Ryan LMAO

It's complicated.

Dalton is good. Cam is good. Ryan was good two years ago before he had the best season of his career and won a playoff game. Now he sucks...because he hasn't won enough playoff games.

I think Dalton has to shine this year. He has plenty of talent around him, the AFC is down, the AFC NORTH is down. They need to make noise this year.....

Nice pivot.

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Please explain why Andy Dalton won't lead the Bengals to victory in the playoff.

YOU made the statement, not me. Why not?

He "only" wins about half his team's games with late game drives....No impact on his team's success whatsoever.

I just said it...he's been awful in the playoffs and against quality opponents.

Guys an idiot wrapped in a moron and deep fried in a batter of stupid.

There are a lot of people in this thread that apparently haven't checked NFL futures in Vegas. Broncos are the favorites pretty much across the board.

That's based on the adding of Welker. We will see. I don't see the Broncos stopping anyone. I think their defense is that bad, and if they face a running team, they are screwed.....

Prisco is Knowmo?

I certainly think there's room for debate. But to declare someone "brain dead" for siding with Vegas is pretty asinine.

FYP.

The Texans aren't exactly built for the playoffs when they get high-powered offenses on the schedule. They can only seem to beat the teams with Andy Dalton-type QBs.

That would be the Cincinnati Bengals.

Exactly why I made the statement I did.

Wait a minute: He's played very well against "Quality opponents" in the regular season and has led the team to the playoffs in each of his two NFL seasons.

Just last season, the Bengal beat the Redskins, Giants, Ravens and Steelers. Those are "quality" opponents. If the blame lies with someone during their two playoff losses to the Texans, it's with the offensive coordinator and head coach.

He's a young QB that's fully capable of beating "quality" opponents and he's only 25 years old. I believe the Bengals will continue to ascend this season because they locked up some of their talent, added James Harrison and presumably did well in the draft.

Andy Dalton-type QB? The same Andy Dalton who has better regular season stats than those of Matt Ryan's first two seasons in the league? The guy who just signed for $20+ million per year?

Denver at 1. LOL

They are 1 if they faced Oakland and last year's Chief team every week. Not so much against quality foes.

Long lost twin.

I know vegas is supposed to have this stuff down to a science, but to place them above seattle and frisco is just dumb, they've been brainwashed by the legend of manning or something.

They're off to a terrible start organization-wide, mannings health is once again in question, might be missing their best lb for the first four games, lost another very good one to free agency, there are holes in the defense and their best rb is knowshon.

I gotta' say, I nevar saw that coming!

I've heard a mixed bag on Geno. Doing ok, but waaaay out of shape. Marky Baywatch'll beat him out this year.

He should sit a year anyway, just to piss Dane off.

Why would that make me mad?

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Do you think I give a shit about Geno Smith or the Jets?

Dude, this is some ****ing weak shit.

All I've heard for the past six months is that the Chiefs need to draft and develop a QB. Andy Dalton was drafted and is still developing. To unequivocally state that he'll never lead the Bengals to playoff victories after two standout seasons and two first round wildcard losses flies in the face of this mantra.

Well at least we don't have to play the season. Its all over now.

Yes, yes I do. You've invested too much piss and douche water in to hating Geno to just let it go, and we're going to find out pretty damned soon whether or not 32 teams "know better", aren't we?

If he's such a little bitch he is pouting about not being picked higher then I glad we didn't pick him and he should sit.

I remember when they were higher in the power rankings before facing the Ravens at Pile High ROFL Knowmo and Hef were jerking it to their paper Super Bowl trophy.

You're a ****ing idiot. Seriously.

"Cause you're the best around, you haven't even played a down."

Dalton is a good young QB and kc would be lucky to have him. I'd take Dalton over Smith too.

I love how his top 12 which would be an estimate of teams making it to the playoffs are the same effing teams that went to the playoffs last year minus the Giants who won the previous super bowl. Way to go out on a limb there McGyver.

lol, Geno isn't even good enough to hold this guy's jock.

I'm not convinced they'll even be first in their own division...

Every year there are 4-6 new playoff teams, so he's bound to be wrong already.

Yes, and the same Andy Dalton-type QBs who lose to the Houston Texans in the playoffs.

There's no reason why he can't win some playoff games. And I'd probably bet my life savings that Dalton will one day win at least one playoff game. Very likely many more.

He's got to earn it, though. Until then, he's Carson Palmer. Sam Bradford. Whatever other QB you want to name who has yet to get over the hump.

Just pointing out someone else who pouted about not being picked earlier.

"Isn't." Because Aaron Rodgers established himself. You have no ****ing clue what Geno Smith will do in his NFL career.

When Rodgers was bitching up a storm for getting passed over, were you saying the same thing about how he couldn't hold Tom Brady's jock?

And yes, for every Aaron Rodgers there's a Brady Quinn. The point is that you have no ****ing clue what path Geno will take.