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T-post Tom 03-28-2013 11:52 PM

In other news....Jon Hamm Gets Advice On Battle With His Bulge
 
The man with the world's largest penis has a heart that's just as big.

Jonah Falcon, whose 13.5-inch male sex organ is recognized as the world's biggest, has heard about how actor Jon Hamm is bothered by the attention being paid to the size of his own genitals and wants to offer his support.

Falcon, 42, deals with cheers and jeers on a regular basis, and said that Hamm's penis may not be the problem.

"I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls," Falcon told The Huffington Post. "Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine."

Falcon has been known to wear bicycle shorts to accentuate the goods, but other times he takes pains to distract attention from his crotch by keeping his wallet, keys and other objects in his pockets.

"I prefer constriction myself," Falcon said. "As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men."

He may not like the attention, but Hamm hasn't had the experience of Falcon, who was frisked by TSA officials who were convinced the bulge in his pants was a weapon.

Falcon said Hamm would be better treating any comments with good humor and silence. "He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions," Falcon said.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ref=weird-news

Hammock Parties 03-28-2013 11:53 PM

repost

shit thread

shit poster

DaneMcCloud 03-28-2013 11:54 PM

Welcome to 3.28

T-post Tom 03-28-2013 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9537488)
repost

shit thread

shit poster

Eat a bag of dicks, clayton. oh wait, you already did that....

Hammock Parties 03-28-2013 11:55 PM

yup, and they were delicious, and far more enjoyable to munch on than reading this thread

T-post Tom 03-28-2013 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9537489)
Welcome to 3.28

Well shit. "Repost Tom" in 3.2.1...

RealSNR 03-28-2013 11:55 PM

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DaneMcCloud 03-28-2013 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9537494)
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Considering that's your thing, WTF?

T-post Tom 03-28-2013 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9537492)
yup, and they were delicious, and far more enjoyable to munch on than reading this thread

sorry to disappoint. i'll send you some gifs of matt cassel putting on a hat

Hammock Parties 03-29-2013 12:01 AM

the only way you can repent for this sinful thread is by an offering that includes your own blood

DaneMcCloud 03-29-2013 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9537505)
the only way you can repent for this sinful thread is by an offering that includes your own blood

If that was required of you from 2003-2011, you'd be dead by now.

Hell, you'd have been dead shortly after posting in 2003.

T-post Tom 03-29-2013 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9537505)
the only way you can repent for this sinful thread is by an offering that includes your own blood

Well, the best I could do was edit the OP with a story that will make your mouth water.

Hammock Parties 03-29-2013 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9537508)
If that was required of you from 2003-2011, you'd be dead by now.

Hell, you'd have been dead shortly after posting in 2003.

Fortunately I don't repent for anything.

Hammock Parties 03-29-2013 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-post Tom (Post 9537512)
Well, the best I could do was edit the OP with a story that will make your mouth water.

Thanks, I enjoyed the pen0r news.

T-post Tom 03-29-2013 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Go to Hell (Post 9537519)
Thanks, I enjoyed the pen0r news.

You sexy beast.


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