The Blind Side is a bad movie.
It's got a feelgood plot and everything, but geez.
Outside of Sandra Bullock, the acting is horrid. The writing is super predictable. It's like if someone was to write fan-fiction about Michael Oher's personal story. Too cheesey. All of the "bad guys" in the film are hilariously dumb caricatures, and the characters don't talk or interact like real people. Anyway. What were we talking about? |
Nick Saban is a ****ing terrible actor. He should go kill himself.
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Is this about your sex life?
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THE DUDE PLAYING MICHAEL OHER. DON'T YOU THINK JUST MAYBE IF YOU'RE GOING TO DROP SOME DIME BRINGING IN ****ING SANDRA ****ING BULLOCK YOU SHOULD MAYBE TRY RECRUITING A LEAD ACTOR WHO KNOWS WHAT THE SHIT HE'S DOING STANDING AND STARING IS NOT ACTING IT'S JUST BEING WOODEN |
Why are you watching The Blind Side on ABC Family right now when The Expendables is on Spike?!
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Yes, horrible. |
Also, I'm just going to come out and say it: the movie has no plot.
A really big dude is adopted out of poverty and, surprise, is really good at playing football. Some colleges recruit him, he picks one of them, has to dodge some administrative hurdles and he's there. Roll credits. |
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I don't blame him. He's basically a gigantic 9 year old in the film. |
And in the movie, didn't he get like a 96 in protective instincts?
WTF is protective instincts? Is there such a thing as a test for it? And who the **** would test poorly at it? |
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It was mediocre. Sandra Bullock was hot, though.
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The 2nd best actor after Sandra Bullock was IronE Singleton.
Go T Dog! |
I still haven't found out if they really do have standardized 'Protective Instincts' tests.
Worst line in a move ever. "He scored in the top 1% in protective instincts. OMG" Where do they test public schools for protective instincts? |
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