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houstonwhodat 04-20-2013 06:02 PM

Kansas Motor Speedway
 
Anybody been to the Kansas Speedway?

Tell me that track is like, never been there.

Direckshun 04-20-2013 06:02 PM

penis whistle

KS Smitty 04-20-2013 06:09 PM

You turn left alot.

Dayze 04-20-2013 06:10 PM

I have nothing to compare it to, but I went once with free tickets. As a on NASCAR fan, I really enjoyed it.

digger 04-20-2013 06:13 PM

It was hot as hell. 1 beer 3 waters.

Bugeater 04-20-2013 09:22 PM

It's like this:

https://d28y5daoc1t3a7.cloudfront.ne...0/HNI_0086.jpg

Deberg_1990 04-20-2013 09:26 PM

Big oval track with copious amounts of neck surrounding it.
Posted via Mobile Device

Ceej 04-20-2013 09:30 PM

No cute women for you to creep on and take pictures of.

Dayze 04-20-2013 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 9608665)
Big oval track with copious amounts of neck surrounding it.
Posted via Mobile Device


LMAO. "Neck"

Spott 04-20-2013 09:38 PM

It's big, round and made of concrete, but that's not important right now.

a pp roach 04-20-2013 09:41 PM

it's a mean corner around turn one but boy you hit that straight away in the distance you might have 'at car bouncin' and 'a turnin' sideways by turn 3 with any luck you otta take four tires and fuel and boogity boogity boogity

CaliforniaChief 04-20-2013 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9608657)

ROFL

Dayze 04-20-2013 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 9608687)
It's big, round and made of concrete, but that's not important right now.

A hospital?......what is it?

TribalElder 04-20-2013 10:36 PM

You can see it from the hollywood casino

cheaper than tickets unless you win some

In58men 04-20-2013 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by KS Smitty (Post 9608177)
You turn left alot.

This NASCAR joke never gets old. /sarcasm

houstonwhodat 04-20-2013 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9608657)

haha

that's pretty good

Bowser 04-20-2013 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9608710)
A hospital?......what is it?

A big building with lots of rooms and sick people, but that's not important right now....

BlackHelicopters 04-21-2013 06:20 AM

Boogity. The 43 got sideways with the 88, then the 48 got loose, the 35 came at me, and I was in the wall. I'd like to thank my sponsors though.

notorious 04-21-2013 06:25 AM

Decent facility.

I am not a fan of Nascar anymore, but the racing used to suck big time at KC.

chefsos 04-21-2013 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9609103)
Boogity. The 43 got sideways with the 88, then the 48 got loose, the 35 came at me, and I was in the wall. I'd like to thank my sponsors though.

Didn't name at least 3 sponsors before or during the description of the racin' deal. FAIL

GloryDayz 04-21-2013 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9608657)

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

GloryDayz 04-21-2013 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9608156)
Anybody been to the Kansas Speedway?

Tell me that track is like, never been there.

I've been to a couple of races.. It's just another mile-and-a-half tri-oval. Nothing special as a track, and that's the problem IMO, it's just another one of these new cookie-cutter tracks. Unfortunately in the grander scheme of things, it'll never have an identity of its own. And being from KC, it'll never amount to much more than a one-week stop on the circuit.

That being said, it's a race, and being there is still cool and a fun experience.

Fish 04-21-2013 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9609456)
I've been to a couple of races.. It's just another mile-and-a-half tri-oval. Nothing special as a track, and that's the problem IMO, it's just another one of these new cookie-cutter tracks. Unfortunately in the grander scheme of things, it'll never have an identity of its own. And being from KC, it'll never amount to much more than a one-week stop on the circuit.

That being said, it's a race, and being there is still cool and a fun experience.

This. The style of track usually makes for a rather uneventful and sometimes boring race. Not to say that crashes = excitement. But the track doesn't usually allow for the kind of race where a car could go from 25th place to 5th place. If a car starts in 25th place, it's a safe bet it will end the race about 3 or 4 spots from where it started. Makes it kinda bland. But it's close, parking is free, you can bring your own booze, and it's loud and exciting.

Demonpenz 04-21-2013 11:42 AM

NASCAR ho hum? They are going fast and turning left

Phobia 04-21-2013 12:32 PM

I've driven it several years back. Ten laps seemed like 2 minutes. It was fun but it happened so fast, it was over before you knew it.

houstonwhodat 04-21-2013 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9609653)
This. The style of track usually makes for a rather uneventful and sometimes boring race. Not to say that crashes = excitement. But the track doesn't usually allow for the kind of race where a car could go from 25th place to 5th place. If a car starts in 25th place, it's a safe bet it will end the race about 3 or 4 spots from where it started. Makes it kinda bland. But it's close, parking is free, you can bring your own booze, and it's loud and exciting.

They don't sell booze there???

I was wondering they got up to real high speeds like the Texas Motor Speedway in Ft Worth.

Is this a restrictor plate track?

Fairplay 04-21-2013 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9609950)
I've driven it several years back. Ten laps seemed like 2 minutes. It was fun but it happened so fast, it was over before you knew it.



Slow down

Dylan 04-21-2013 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9610157)
They don't sell booze there???

I was wondering they got up to real high speeds like the Texas Motor Speedway in Ft Worth.

Is this a restrictor plate track?

No.

Daytona and Talladega are restrictor plate tracks. They are the fastest tracks on NASCAR's circuit. Both tracks are ovals and over 2.5 miles long. (Speed approx. 210-225 mph). The banking on both tracks are very high - Restrictor plates slow the cars down.

Texas Motor Speedway is a very fast track. However, the track is 1.5 miles long. It also has a high banking. (Speed approx. 195 mph).

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