Cowboys' Joseph Randle arrested for shoplifting
 

Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle was arrested for shoplifting at an area Dillard's on Monday night, according to a release sent out by the local police.

Randle was charged with theft 50/500, a class B misdemeanor, and was taken to Frisco City Jail that night. He was released shortly after 1 a.m.

The Frisco police confirmed to NFL Media that Randle was detained for allegedly attempting to steal underwear and cologne which had a combined value of roughly $120.

Randle, a fifth-round draft pick back in 2013, signed a four-year, $2.349 million contract with the Cowboys that included a signing bonus of just under $200,000.

While the legal system likely wont be too harsh on the second-year player, Randle might have a tough time living down the products he allegedly stole. We can only imagine the jokes his opponents will be able to come up with between now and the next time he hits the field.

LOL

WTF? :spock: ROFL

KIPPIN IT RILL

Sounds to me he sharted his pants and needed a quick change and was embarrassed to buy them so he just took them! LMAO

Dillards? Really, Joseph?

Remember when ODB Got arrested for stealing sneakers with $2000 in his pocket, and when the cops asked 'WHY ARE YOU STEALING??!!' Ol' Dirty comes back with - 'it's my birthday...I'm celebrating.'

It's...'cultural', I guess would be the word??

Ya gnomesaine??

Awwww yeah!!

Can't fix stupid.

I took a tour of the Frisco Police Station just last night. I wonder if he was there in the jail at the same time.

He was lifting Sex Panther. Shit's expensive. But 60% of the time it works--every time.

Lindsey Lohan, Winona Ryder, this guy... few things make less sense than a millionaire thief.

Was it a guided tour or self-guided?

I do remember when ODB rolled up in a limo to cash his food stamps. It was like a Ronald Reagan speech come to real life.

That doesn't make any sense.