Let my wife loose in the Houston Galleria Mall for the weekend with full control of the credit cards.

I'd rather clean Clay's microwave and then take a nap in Hootie's bed than read another Deberg thread.

Listen to Nickelback while being draped solely in the Canadian flag.

don't lie, you do that shit in real life, don't ya?


;)

Eat a chocolate soufflé while watching 2 girls 1 cup.

I've never understood all the Nickelback hate.

Haha you would say that bitch boy. I always knew you were a butt rock guy.

I would rather read about Nickleback in the Urban dictionary.

Nickelback
Another mediocre somewhat popular nu-metal band, this time, from Canada, which isn't a surprise considering their musical track record (Avril, Celine Dion, Barenaked Ladies, etc). Lead singer Chad is an extremely nasal "Marlboro Man" type vocalist who sounds constipated on a permenant basis. Guitar consists mostly of easy-to-play power chords that give the band a "tough" sound to the untrained ear, but a closer look reveals a band that has nothing to offer creatively. They were recently exposed recycling their music in their two hit singles, "How You Remind Me" and "Someday", which sound nearly identical when played simultaneously.
Nickelback should simply give up.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 11, 2004

All their songs sound the same and they suck.
Their lead singer looks like a girl and is a bitch. What's not to understand?



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Posts like this always crack me up. You know absolutely nothing about me and I guarantee you wouldn't have the stones to call anyone bitch boy directly to their face. Enjoy being an Internet idiot.

ROFL Only on the last part.

I'd rather hang out with |Zach| for a couple of hours.

I wouldn't be able to scream it over the blaring Creed music you'd be playing.

Do a long line of Colt 45 and Old Crow boilermakers while listening to Barry Manilow.

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They're rich and get plenty of ass. Nice gig if you can get it.