Shit I don't want to over react to this, would it really **** me up if it was a hernia and I decided to wait til Monday to see if it goes away? I can go to urgent care now and get it checked.

I think Monday should be fine. Just don't wait for like weeks.

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

On a scale of 1-10.....what's your pain?

You feel like a silly overly political dude with a webcast and bad grammar skills?

Dahmer?

You got gonorrhea Buck.

Its coming in waves, but at worst a 5.

When i was eight i had those exact same pains, they would double me over and the only thing that helped was curling into a ball on the floor, they initially diagnosed it as a hernia but further work revealed it to be a softball size benign tumor.

Go see a doc.

Could be a kidney stone on the way. Feeling anything in your lower back?

Sure you just dont have a twisted testicle? Have had one of those before and they hurt like a bitch.

Nope. Just my groin area and my abdomen.

Problem is that one time I had similar pains and went to the Doctor, only to find out I was majorly constipated.

This time though I am regular as can be.

Kidney stones can do this. Also, I had a viral infection in my testicle that felt the same way and it's never really been the same since.