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ptlyon 02-06-2013 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Faithful (Post 9382704)
So the horse was consenting?

She wanted it

houstonwhodat 02-06-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9382551)
Mexicans are ****ing the horses no white person wants to ****


ROFL :clap: :drool: ROFL

Lonewolf Ed 02-06-2013 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9381954)
If that worked, Scotland would be full of sheepmen.

I've heard that Wales is where you'll find the most sheep shaggers. I wonder if the Greek tales of centaurs, satyrs, and minotaurs were made up by the women to make the men too scared to mount the livestock. :hmmm:

bevischief 02-06-2013 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 9382897)
I've heard that Wales is where you'll find the most sheep shaggers. I wonder if the Greek tales of centaurs, satyrs, and minotaurs were made up by the women to make the men too scared to mount the livestock. :hmmm:

How long does a horse need to go full term?:)

Canofbier 02-06-2013 04:03 PM

“_______ ain’t gonna lie, they blew a nut in the horse.” should be a rep level on this forum.

Frosty 02-06-2013 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Faithful (Post 9382704)
So the horse was consenting?

Probably didn't notice

bevischief 02-06-2013 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 9382935)
“_______ ain’t gonna lie, they blew a nut in the horse.” should be a rep level on this forum.

Should be used the next time we beat the donkeys.

Nickel D 02-06-2013 04:38 PM

Considering all aspects of this story, I'm certain there's a witty line involving the phrase "hung like a horse" -- I just can't seem to get ahold of a good one.

Nickel D 02-06-2013 04:43 PM

If only he had severely injured his spine while establishing his positioning to have sex with the horse, then there'd be a good deal of humor in the line: Brokeback Mountin'.

BlackHelicopters 02-06-2013 05:32 PM

As Dave Attell says, " When you **** a horse, you know you'll always have a ride home."

CrazyPhuD 02-06-2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Faithful (Post 9382704)
So the horse was consenting?

Well he didn't say the horse was naying.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 02-06-2013 07:02 PM

You never hear that these guys get shot. I guess with their pants around their ankles they cant' get away quickly. You'd have no defense in court.

DonTellMeShowMe 02-06-2013 07:08 PM

This thread is awesome

loochy 02-06-2013 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 9383317)
You never hear that these guys get shot. I guess with their pants around their ankles they cant' get away quickly. You'd have no defense in court.

Yeah but what if the horse is really hot?

Floridafan 02-06-2013 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 9381954)
If that worked, Scotland would be full of sheepmen.


HEY.....I was born in Scotland. That was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad thing to say about my fellow countrymen.


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