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loochy 02-05-2013 08:34 PM
He went to jail, but he wasn't there furlong

cabletech94 02-05-2013 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9381219)
"Texas" the new "Florida" ?!?!


Hey Meyhico you can have Texas back.
someone please cue the Q!!!:p

loochy 02-05-2013 08:48 PM
His sex life was in shambles so he just decided to foald

journeyscarab 02-05-2013 09:01 PM
Just a bunch of horseplay. No harm, no foal.

Planetman 02-05-2013 09:08 PM
He picked this pony because it couldn't cry out for help.

It was a little horse.

Prison Bitch 02-05-2013 09:30 PM
Obama wants to grant this guy citizenship??

Al Bundy 02-05-2013 09:32 PM
Send him to the glue factory.

RyFo18 02-05-2013 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9381165)
[B][U]He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.”
And a horseman baby was born.

http://www.sportsherniablog.com/.a/6...333a970d-400wi

KcMizzou 02-05-2013 10:18 PM
This will never happen with Eric Berry. He aint playin' wit no horses, bruh.

Canofbier 02-05-2013 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9381173)
Read the report below. Man this is hilarious....especially because of his truthfulness and because of his use of really bad language in an official report to police.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/r...endozadoc1.jpg
Oh my god...you've never made a post that was more appropriately followed by your signature.

houstonwhodat 02-05-2013 11:11 PM
Damn illegal aliens.

Go hang yourself.

Oh wait...

cosmo20002 02-05-2013 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9381165)
Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html

He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza.

Mendoza, who already had a lengthy rap sheet, pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and public lewdness. He was sentenced to four months in jail. He wasn’t so merry when he was later serving a separate sentence for trespassing and indecency with a child. We may never know if he blamed his girlfriend for that too, because he hanged himself in his cell.
Yet another horseman baby who will grow up without a father. The responsibility will once again fall to the taxpayers.

KChiefer 02-05-2013 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9381367)
Obama wants to grant this guy citizenship??
Where is it stated that this guy was an illegal alien?

And can you really blame the guy? When this is your girlfriend, deciding to not **** a horse isn't so cut and dry.

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeah...pg?w=450&h=350

cosmo20002 02-05-2013 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 9381586)

And can you really blame the guy? When this is your girlfriend, deciding to not **** a horse isn't so cut and dry.

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeah...pg?w=450&h=350
LMAO Might even be an upgrade.

KcMizzou 02-05-2013 11:38 PM
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He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza.
Dude... wait. A centaur?

Has anyone checked that horse? This could be awesome.


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