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Hammock Parties 10-07-2014 02:22 PM
AIDS

Pitt Gorilla 10-07-2014 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10991937)
It sounds more like ALS, but I think you only get that if your head is exposed to sudden bursts of icy water.
I think you mean ALCS. I know I've got teh fever!

Rain Man 10-07-2014 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 10991947)
I think you mean ALCS. I know I've got teh fever!
In either 1982 or 1985 my parents and I visited my grandmother, who was a very nice woman but not always up on current events, and she said that she was frightened of what was happening up in St. Louis and didn't want to get sick. My father asked her what she was talking about, and she said it was all over the news that Redbird Fever was running rampant.

True story.

Eleazar 10-07-2014 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 10991832)
yes, but it is only effective when used in conjunction with a fire created from the wood of a tree infected with the acquired immune deficiency syndrome virus
Good sir, I would invite you to effect the cessation of your metabolic processes.

FlaChief58 10-07-2014 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10991981)
Good sir, I would invite you to effect the cessation of your metabolic processes.
Watchu talking bout Willis?

Pitt Gorilla 10-07-2014 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10991981)
Good sir, I would invite you to effect the cessation of your metabolic processes.
Through combustion?

bevischief 10-07-2014 04:15 PM
You blew your O ring.

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-07-2014 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10991966)
In either 1982 or 1985 my parents and I visited my grandmother, who was a very nice woman but now always up on current events, and she said that she was frightened of what was happening up in St. Louis and didn't want to get sick. My father asked her what she was talking about, and she said it was all over the news that Redbird Fever was running rampant.

True story.
Redbird fever ain't nothing to play around with !

Coochie liquor 10-07-2014 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 10991832)
yes, but it is only effective when used in conjunction with a fire created from the wood of a tree infected with the Anal Inflicted Death Sentence virus
Fyp

Kaepernick 10-07-2014 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by dingleberry (Post 10991473)
Ever since Sunday night I've had on again off again fever and runny nose and sore throat and coughing. Do I have Ebola? Am I going to die?
Yes. I hope you are an organ donor.

mlyonsd 10-07-2014 07:39 PM
Odds are you will die, over and under still -1.

Iowanian 10-07-2014 07:50 PM
You are definitely going to die.

In order to do so with a clean soul, I think it is important that you confess your 3 most troubling sins to this group.

We're here to help.

Buzz 10-07-2014 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10993065)
You are definitely going to die.

In order to do so with a clean soul, I think it is important that you confess your 3 most troubling sins to this group.

We're here to help.

LMAO masterbaiter may be at the top of the list.

vailpass 10-07-2014 07:59 PM
Herpbolaids. Not good...

Gonzo 10-07-2014 08:00 PM
You have died of dysentery.


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