But see your girl left out the keenly optimistic side of me that always sees the positive sides of things, even if it's a def myopic view.

Rack city, bitch.

You're right. She's a fraud.

So she has something in common with Pioli, hah.

I know these things are all designed to be extremely general and rely on comfirmation bias, but it's cleverly odd how these things match up with a person.

Sent Mr Fax's analysis to the astrologer gal here's what I got in return:

Hehehehe...whoa!!! I just woke up and read your text and you put me in shock! Thought I was in the twilight zone or something! You doing astrology now - love it! You got the pluto Venus right! I did a quick chart and didn't pay attention to his Mercury because unless a more major planet is hitting it I didn't pay attention. He has progressed Pluto conjunct Mars and that's very scary. Pretty violent, hopefully an crazy angry nutso fan won't do something to him. What I saw coming up soon is the Jupiter Saturn in a square aspect (difficult) which indicated a major change/ ending in his life. His natal Saturn being hit and considering it hits his Mars, Uranus and Pluto in the 3rd house of communication it would indicate that very difficult communication (from the fans) would end his current career indicated by the Jupiter hitting the Saturn. The Sun aspect you mentioned in trine has nothing to do with anything. But once that hits this week into early December it's going to get more interesting...

Of course there will be other forms if communication besides the fans bring his demise ....Internet, newspaper, tv it will get worse if it's possible but it's already headed that way and that's why Sunday happened because this stuff starts right before it hits in the chart. He's got a really creepy natal chart... He is not one to go down without a fight !! You got my timing see we will see what happened now until Dec 6th it will be really interesting...*

ME NEXT.......ME NEXT

Can I get the lotto numbers?

My birthday is Dec. 31. 11 pm I think. How do I figure out MY FUTURE?!

It's never good when Saturn hits Uranus.

LMAO

Dave.... seriously..... :shake:

Unless she's hot and does these "Readings" in the nude, and you have videos...

Well that's a fine how-do-you-do ...

The Sun has nothing to do with anything? What kind of astrologerizer is this chick? The Sun is like a big nuclear furnace that provides light and warmth to Earth and all the living things from the lowly microbe to the highly advanced alien who used a flying saucer to get here and is now operating undercover as a Cracker Barrel manager because nobody suspects a guy with grease spots on his tie to be a highly advanced alien.

The Sun gives us flowers and trees and little birds who sit in the trees and it also gives us sunglasses and nude beaches.

No offense, Mr. Dave Lane, but I think you need a new astrologerator.

FAX

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Stop insulting Hitler, at least he united a nation and fired them up into a crazy frenzy. Peeholy can't even select 53 guys to accomplish the main goal in Football. Score and win.

I've had a moderate level of interest in visiting a psychic just to see how they operate. I almost went to one when I was out of town a couple of months ago and walked by it, but it wasn't open. I think I could derive significant entertainment from it.

Hitler never went 1-9, either, though his strength of schedule had some easy early games with Poland and France.