Offiicial **** YOU thread!
 

Here's to you Wesley Welker and DeAngelo Williams!!!!!!

And a big one to the Buffalo Jills _efense as well. I picked them up vs the Jets in place of Dallas vs the Giants...brilliant move on my part.

Yeah. Also one of those to the guys who convinced me to bench AP, and also one to Matt Stafford, Michael Turner, all my wr's except Stevie Johnson, Brent Celek, The Lions Def, my kicker, my whole bench, and the other guy's entire team.

Pretty sure I had Vick in one league and Stafford in another.

Both combined to throw a Brazilian interceptions.

I still have a shot to win in one of the leagues, luckily.

But a big **** you to both of them too.

I need 23 points to win and have Ray Rice and Seabass Janikowski. If I can’t get 23 out of those two a big ole **** you will go out to them.

I'm counting on Ray Rice tonight too. I've got him and N. Kaeding playing tonight and I'm down by 3 points, but the other guy has Torrey Smith. Hopefully he doesn't have one of those 3 TD 150 yard games again and I should be good.

My “F you” goes to a couple of coaching staffs for misleading me. MJD will only be used to give Rashad Jennings a rest? MY ASS! Peyton Hillis will be a co-starter and split time evenly with Jamaal Charles? MY ASS! 8 points combined (which really isn’t THAT bad considering they had about 8 rushes combined).

Up by 7. I have A.J. Green. He has McFadden.

If I lose....I will have scored the 2nd most points in the league......and lost because I played the guy who scored the most.

**** YOU Matt Stafford (3 INTs)
**** YOU Chris Johnson (5.1 points)
**** YOU Trent Richardson (4.4 points)
**** YOU Beanie Wells (1.4 points)

My opponent is done so it’s up to those two. The way I see it, if Rice gets at least 15 points and Seabass gets at least 8, very do-able numbers for both of them, I’m golden.

**** YOU Eric Berry for only getting me 2 tackles. You're the reason I'll probably lose this week....it's because of YOU and only YOU!!! Not because I played against Matty Ice who torn my beloved Chiefs a new asshole...this one's all on YOU. Your ass is hitting the waiver wire this week!!!!

I had Berry starting over Jairus Byrd. Byrd only scored a few points more than EB.

I honestly can't complain. My whole team minus Berry did well. I just ended up playing the guy who put up the most points in the league this week. I still do technically have a chance to win but he's up by 6 points with Rice left tonight. I have Rivers left afterwards. It's a PPR with 6 points for all TD's so I'm pretty much doomed.

Marshawn Lynch and Jamaal Charles. Thanks for the whopping 6 points apiece.

I'm confused.

Didn't he have 87 yds rushing and NO turnovers?!

They both had about that. No touchdowns, no 100 yards, not what you need out of your starters. Arian Foster didn't have 100 yards but he got in the endzone twice so at least I got 14 points out of him.

So, how does 87 rushing yards equate to 6 points?

Or were you exaggerating?

2 points for each 25 yards. 6 at 100

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

**** you, Mark Ingram.
**** you, Hakeem Nicks.
**** you, Kendall Wright.
**** you, Peyton Hillis.
**** you, Fred Jackson. You gimpy piece of shit.
**** you, circumstances which have led to me already picking up a Shanahan RB off waivers....something I promised myself I wouldn't do this year.

:spock: Did you little sister hack your account?

I benched Ryan (30 pts)...****ing brilliant

Newton for 8 pts...**** you

My opponent sat Julio Jones. I told him that you never sit anyone playing against the Career Day defense.

**** you to Carson Palmer for throwing 13 completions to Darren McFadden.

**** you to Antonio Gates for dropping a Philip Rivers TD that would have won me my week.

**** you to Leslie Frazier for not giving Toby Gerhard the bulk of the carries, like you said you were, which resulted in Adrian Peterson on my bench.

**** you to Carson Palmer for throwing 13 completions to Darren McFadden.

**** you to Antonio Gates for dropping a Philip Rivers TD that would have won me my week.

**** you to Leslie Frazier for not giving Toby Gerhard the bulk of the carries, like you said you were, which resulted in Adrian Peterson on my bench.

**** you to Matt Forte, for going out of bounds at the 1 yard line, taking a TD pass from Cutler.

**** you X2 to Brandon Marshall, for dropping two TD passes, again, robbing Cutler.

**** you Chris Johnson. Right in the ass.

**** you too, Victor Cruz. Christ, you're my WR2 and still ****ed me. 3 drops including a TD.

**** you, Dallas OLman, for horse collar tackling a Giant defender at the 2 yard line and costing me a pick-6.

**** you Brandon Pettigrew, for dropping a TD pass.


And finally, **** me. Now I have to decide whether to bench CJ for Martin at some point, or Cruz for Demaryius Thomas. Start your studs is a great philosophy, then again, getting 9 points combined from them ****ing kills you.

Some responses in this very thread could catapult it into the HoF!

LMAO LMAO

This is what happened to me
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I said somewhere that Marshall cost me a couple games last year.

He dropped an almost thirty yard td when no one was within ten yards of him against the pats when I needed two ****ing points. THEN left the game with less than thirty seconds because he was "tired"
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He's a top-5 WR this year.

Oh, and I'll get blasted for this, but **** You Matt Ryan for throwing a ball into the 5th row with Julio Jones wide ****ing open in the end zone.

Maybe on paper, he ****ed me over every time I needed him last year.

we will see as the year goes on. Otwp feels my pain at this point. In fact I think the pats games was week one last year too
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Ryan was the single highest scoring player in our league last week. Dude ****ing owned.

Dude is to Cutler what Gonzo was to Thigpen. Serious security blanket. We're looking at a shit ton of targets, receptions, and, ultimately, TDs.

I understand this, but you're talking to a greedy Julio Jones owner who lost by 7 points.

I know I know.

like I said he ****ed me a couple times last year and I would be gun shy counting on him... ;-)
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I hear you, but Jones ****ing beasted, too. Asking for more reminds me of when Royals fans would curse the shit out of Sweeney when he was the best right-handed bat in baseball, surrounded by cat shit (not even dog).

Ice Cube rapping "No Vasoline."

How I felt
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I had both Ryan and Jones starting.....so yeah. I could have used that to win.

F You RG3 for making me not start you.

Dude saved my bacon last week, hoping he'll have another good game against a weak Greenbay D.

Seems like all receivers are up and down. Greg Jennings and Hackim Nicks combined to score me 15 points last week. Am I dropping them anytime soon? No, they'll come around and prove they're worth a roster spot on my team.

If he ****ed you over every time you needed him you should by him some flowers and chocolates and say thank you.

Its ungratefull homo's like you make boys wanna go straight

Actualy reading all these post it seems he ****ed quite a few of you. Don't hate the player hate the game.

You been had...used ..turned out. Time to take your diseased punnani's to the next corner and look for another player.

Ahem...
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**** YOU MATT FORTE

**** YOU Brandon Marshall for dropping that TD pass.

:banghead: :bong: :cuss:

And a big ole **** YOU goes out to Cutler and Rodgers, both those guys stunk last night.

I hear ya.

I was going against Marshall...good job, good effort! :p

Ugh....Hakeem Nicks. If he doesn't play tomorrow, seriously....**** him.

**** you Jay Cutler you sorry worthless ****.

Oh man.....that had to have hurt this week. Rodgers actually pissed me off in that game. I drafted him 1st overall in 1st round because he was scoring a helatious amount of FF points last year. He's gotten me like a 25 and a 12.5 so far. That's what the range was for Tebow last year.

I'm in a dynasty league, started last year. All the QBs were taken, these guys been in the league since the 90's. All I had was Cutler or Christian Ponder. In this years draft I picked up Russell Wilson, hoping he can by my franchise fantasy QB.

Ouch......

I think you have a chance with Wilson because of his scrambling ability though. I thought about picking him up as well.

I want to throw out a special **** YOU to D Bowe for pissing on my fantasy team with garbage time stats.

Screw myself for not starting Spiller and Amendola. I loved my Amendola pick in the draft and I started him last week but today I started McCluster instead. Argh!!!

F*** you Matt Schaub... I got stuck with you when people in my league drafted up all the QB's - even taking multiple QB's in the first couple rounds.

FU Larry Fitz! 4 yds total??? Luckily I played Amendola to make up for that BS.

**** you Matt Stafford (13.2 points)
**** you Marques Colston (4.9 points)
**** you Jamaal Charles (2.2 points)

**** me for leaving RGIII (31.44 points) and Hakeem Nicks (25.9 points) on the bench.

what a ****ing week

Charles - 0
Hernandez - 0
Lloyd - 3

**** all y'all....

Charles in particular has been a disaster

i'm on pace to lose by 50 this week

A big **** you to Reggie Bush,I had to face him in two leagues

Been a crazy FF season so far.

Bush, Spiller are top RBs.

Brady and Rodgers have been pretty average.

And to think we're only two weeks in.

I for one saw the Bush season coming given the loss of Marshall and a rookie QB who will need a solid go to guy. That is why I drafted him. :D (I know its still early).

Oh and I have Spiller too. But of course I didn't start him or Amendola this week. Last week I started Amendola over Lance Moore and Moore went nuts. Amendola was okay. So this week I switched them and Amendola goes nuts! :banghead:

So because of my stupidity I am down one point as of now. He has Demaryius Thomas and I have Roddy White.

I have Marshawn Lynch, Arian Foster and Jamall Charles as starting RBs. Thought I was going to commit much rape with a three headed monster.

F-you Charle's sore knee.

**** YOU JAMAAL CHARLES

AND AARON HERNANDEZ AND SHONN GREENE

Shonne Greene has never been good enough to deserve being cursed at like he underperformed. He just isn't good and you shouldn't have drafted him much less started him.

Dear God. Last week:

Cutler
C. Johnson
McFadden
J. Jones
Cruz
Pettigrew

Got run out of the ****ing barn.

This week?

Cutler
McFadden
D. Martin
J. Jones
Cruz
Pettigrew

Going to get prison raped again.


I swear, next year I'm going to let the computer autodraft, since drafting a stacked team means absolutely nothing.

My mom beat me by .4 points.

Thinking about murdering her.

This is going to be a long one...

**** YOU Denver Broncos for running Willis Magahee on 4th down which cost me a win in one league.

**** YOU Dennis Allen for being the head coach of the shitbag Raiders and running a team that scored me negative fantasy points this week which also cost me 2 wins.

**** YOU to Kevin Kolb for not getting Larry Fitzgerald the ball more.

**** YOU to Brandon Pettigrew for catching a garbage TD that cost me another win.

and 0 from julio jones

3 points total from jones, charles, lloyd, hernandez...I lost by 60+

AND **** YOU JULIO JONES YOU NEEDED TO OUTSCORE A ****ING KICKER YOU BASTARD!

**** YOU Hakeem Nicks for being ruled out against Carolina tomorrow night.

and **** you ESPN fantasy for listing him with a Q on Saturday night :banghead: sat on the bench, cost me the win.

**** you Cardinals org for not getting Fitzgerald a qb who can get him the ball.

and **** you Jermichael Finley. Catch the goddamn balls thrown your way. IM STARTING DENNIS PITTA OVER YOU

Cruz in two leagues. Williams in one.

Dammit!!!!!!!

**** you Panthers for being such pussies that the Giants put in Carr before Eli could throw for 300.

**** YOU Newton (3 INTs)
**** YOU Cruz (4.2 points)

Sweet!! Williams with two garbage points!!!!

LMAO LMAO

I guess 7 points for him isn't that bad -- even though the dude was averaging 4.5 yds/carry.

cam newton - 4 points

fml

i benched Ryan and I bet he drops 30

This.